Ahhhhhhhhh

I bet you work at the anti-soup kitchen, which steals soups from the poor. 

Yeah, I do. What’s it to ya?

You piece of shit

We just like soup

You know who else likes soup? 

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

Never forget what they took from us.

For those asking how it compares today

and also

And no the food hasn’t changed a damned bit.

Shoutout to everyone using receipts as bookmarks you’re providing valuable information to future scholars

it sure fucking is buddy

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

truly can’t believe the entire internet used to be about playing little games. it was about having adobe flash and playing little games on nick.com

i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense

me in any given ethical debate just wanting to have a little bit of fun

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

Fucking hard or hardly fucking am I right brother

It’s kind of weird when a movie says it’s own title while watching it, and even weirder when a song doesn’t.

stop specifying "breakfast cereal" that shit is 2 am girlkibble

do you think inuyasha would be the kind of guy to flex in a mirror, but then get embarrassed when he gets caught

because i do

imagine sesshomaru looking at him with a deadpan face before going “disgusting” and making his exit

imagine sesshoumaru already appearing with a phone to take a pic because he knows inuyasha always does this and was just waiting for the right moment

imagine if he did both

Yeah, but who do you think Inu learned it from…?

(insp.)

OMFG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS BEFORE HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

Potential for the funniest thing ever to happen