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Flower Power

@bonsai-jun

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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mugofsoup

call my girl jack skellington the way i’m tryna bone

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mugofsoup

my girl calls me jigsaw’s tricycle way she wanna ride me

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mugofsoup

my girl calls me the descent way i wanna go down on her

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mugofsoup

call my girl the thing way i’m bouta explode

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mugofsoup

call my girl freddy krueger way she’s the man of my dreams

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mugofsoup

call my girl creep (2014) way she AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

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mugofsoup

call my girl michael myers way she makes my ween say hallo

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mugofsoup

call my girl the meg the way.. . wet

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mugofsoup

call my girl fox mulder from the first season of the acclaimed 1993 television show the x-files way she looking for deep throat

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mugofsoup

call my girl shutter island way i’ll never leave her

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mugofsoup

call my girl possession the way i wanna stay inside her

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

This is just Gardiner's sign list of Egyptian Hieroglyphics A1-B2 with a couple of repeats thrown in at the end. You've thrown a vocabulary list at us.

"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. CURSE OF CEASAR

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no hate against the original modder beause i don't think they meant it in a "i fixed her because she was too ugly" kind of way but this is what i mean when i say the issue isn't being horny, it's being horny in the most boring sterile way possible. like if you have to take away a character's most defining traits because they might be offputting and take away from a "traditionally" sexy design, it's like dude do you actually like weird girl pussy or not.

this is her original design btw

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drtanner

They just made her Normal. What is the fucking POINT.

It's wild the outrage that pours forth from certain gamers if a female character isn't "bangable" in the most vanilla and boring way possible.

Oh, you don't like that this character doesn't have enormous bare breasts for you to fap to? No shiny ass cheeks showing either side of an asshole-garotting thong? No mechanically even "Guess Who?"-like features for you to be titillated by? Good. I hope your dick shrivels and falls off.

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catmask

omg also no ones said cyber. or like the wii/early 2000s to 2010s blue white tech i like that shit. but i want to see someone hate it i want to find my nemesis

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catmask

if this look was anthropomorphized into a furry i would

you said furry and i immediately had to make a guy

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havendance

Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple

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bogleech

Taking jesters out of government was the biggest mistake we ever made. Every single person in any position of power should be followed around by someone who’s job is to insultingly point out the flaws in every single thing they say and do.