British catgirls be like ‘ewwo

‘ewwo gov’nyah

this is the ONLY good response thank u <3

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

holy shit

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

was not expecting that handstand jfc

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

please give us updates

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

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That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

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Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.

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Reblogging anyone who may need it, and also for me to easily find later.

I love this post so much

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

This radiates pure joy

SHE IS OUR DISCO QUEEN

She time traveled from 1978 the moves are too good

QUEEN 👌😍

via gracespelman

#gender exists purely as an affectionate diminutive

Why is this hiding in the tags

boy (affectionate)

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

I recently learnt that executive dysfunction can be broken down into two main categories: anxiety that your attempt won't be satisfactory, or confusion about where to start or how to break it down into steps. As much as we feel bad about it, it's extremely important to remember that it is NOT laziness and we in fact shouldn't feel bad.

hey reblog this instead

we really be treating this planet as if we have other options and shit

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

an immortal who is still VERY ticked off they can’t buy the old species of banana in the grocery store anymore. like they’ve accepted they can’t buy their old favorite clothes & consumer products but they are so pissed off that the world went and updated BANANAS

this website should be kept in a cage and studied by researchers

Don’t judge her, she probably couldn’t afford adoption papers

I work at a humane society shelter, and this does happen occasionally. usually cats won’t “steal” the kittens, they’ll hear them crying and stick around and if a momma doesn’t come around they’ll take them somewhere safe and try to care for them

we recently had a very confused lady who called that her cat was trying to take care of an astounding 8 kittens and brought them in

the kittens were obviously malnourished, and we looked around her neighborhood and sadly found the dead mama, she got hit by a car

it’s a really useful thing that cats will do

sometimes the mom will just have gotten lost and will come back to try and find her kittens and so that can be frustrating, but considering how rough it is for stray kittens, it’s a lot better for them to be in a household and cared for where the parent cat can get guareenteed food and shelter

I can’t tell you how many abandoned kittens we find that can’t make it

it sucks a lot

anyway tangent done

I just 😭😭 I love cats a lot

Your cat isn’t a kidnapper she’s an ADOPTIVE MOTHER don’t be rude

…..Cats are Mandalorians.

My most fave comment so far.

This is the way.

happy “the great gatsby is now in the public domain” day to all who celebrate

LET THE SLASH COMMENCE!

I'm gonna figure it out hold on

PFFFHHHBTBBHT

I'm 90% sure that there's just one change. it's in one of the later chapters. a straight, undeniable change to the canon. I'm absolutely baffled

yes okay this is word for word accurate to the book aside from ONE paragraph and it hit me like a TRUCK

For anyone who doesn’t want to search for it in ch. 7:

this is really just my favorite tiktok

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

how dare you hide this in the notes

the time travel agency seamstress (that one Tumblr post) |  Karolina Żebrowska

bending a spoon with my hands is the same as bending a spoon with my mind. my mind controls my hands, you see