now i dont condone cheating but u have to admit the historical importance adultery had on good music
I, THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU AT THIS STOPLIGHT, HAVE DEDUCED THAT YOU COULD HAVE THREADED THAT LEFT TURN BETWEEN THOSE TWO CARS IF YOU FLOORED IT BEARING 92° SOUTH AND CAUGHT THE WIND.
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.
i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11
Oops I caught the Tears of the Kingdom bug too. This one's for my sister, who thinks we're just like Josha and Purah. Maybe because Purah looks perpetually tired and worried? In any case, them.
Punk Robin and Metal Eddie both try their darnedest to get Steve on their side of music subculture but he ends up getting into Woodie Guthrie and folk song protest music
[Rings a tiny silver bell] Jeeves, bring me my boxes of illegal documents, you know I can't enjoy a bath without my several boxes of illegal documents.
Not sure if this counts as spoilers but I thought of this the SECOND that i got thru the beginning of totk 😭
People put too much faith in the mythical gaydar in this fandom but absolutely insane that despite most of fandom seeing Steve as queer yall act like he is the most oblivious queer person in the whole show. Regardless of the fact he's the most people savvy
(this is specifically about all those posts and fics that hinge on Eddie and Robin clocking each other but make Steve oblivious and kind of take the mickey out of him for it for romcom reasons)
@devondepresso makes a good point in their tags i always forget - Steve literally clocks Vickie "despite" her having a boyfriend, and yet he's the one people write as oblivious 🥲
It starts out simple. Eddie notices that Steve sometimes spaces out, but no one really pays him much attention. Usually, he’ll try to enter back into the conversation, and he’ll earn a few eye rolls when he has no idea what anyone’s talking about.
But what really haunts Eddie is the way Steve will sometimes be zoned out with his jaw and fists clenched, looking as if he’s reliving the worst of the upside down. He’ll gradually come out of it, and sometimes Robin will nudge him and quietly whisper if he’s okay, but he just shakes it off.
It’s like he has to appear fine in front of everyone, but Eddie gets it. He’s not sure what the group would do if Steve fell apart.
But a few times, he looks like he’s on the verge of it.
One time, he’s far away enough from everyone that Eddie is able to inconspicuously make his way to the former jock and nudge him. “Penny for your thoughts?” Eddie asks.
Steve startles and Eddie watches as the tension in him increases then slowly releases until he appears “normal.”
Eddie grabs his wallet and sifts through it before finally finding what he wants. A single dull penny.
This was my piece for day 1 of Steddie Week | Hunger | Pining | Somebody to Love
movie date 📽️✨
i’m running a DTIYS which started on patreon but is now on tumblr as well! :) i’ll only post this here but you can post your versions anywhere you want.
the theme is “movie date”! if you want to participate, you can either redraw this in your own style, OR you can also come up with your own poses or scene, as long as it’s movie date themed.
anyone can participate! this is for fun, no time limit and no pressure <3 tag me if you’d like, i’d love to see your versions :)
here’s some extra art 😌
i love when ur inside chilling or cleaning and it suddenly starts raining hard as hell YESSSSS IM A LITTLE MOUSE IN A TREE HOLLOW HOUSE