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If you get pulled over by a cop and you have weed put that shit in an envelope with a stamp, it's illegal to go through mail.

The person who thought of that is actually a genius. 

God oh god. I needed that

Some of em gon still do it though. Especially if you black. But at least it’ll keep you safe from the ones following the law

If they do go through it, your lawyer will get it dismissed because it was an illegal search. If he’s not a court appointed lawyer.

I don’t smoke weed but imma reblog this anyway to save a life

Finna go buy an envelope hipsandnipslips

This is the type of legal counsel my friends need

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I’m lonely. I want to be held. I want someone who won’t use me. And I just want to be cherished. Also I want to be more drunk

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Name: Lila. Job: Destroying transphobes

LILA YOU SCORCHED THEM, DAMN