DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?

Had guy fiery sign my sketch book but it was a loud bar so he went “SEX BOOK?” Then immediately grabbed it and started flipping through it and went “ahhh sketch book” and signed a random page

I forgot to mention he signed it “love, peace, and taco grease”

considering the fact that (in the context of the belief that an especially good or wicked soul can be rewarded or punished with becoming an angel or a demon) the main difference between an angel, a ghost, and a demon is the direction of travel. unsure what it means yet if anything.

wait i got it

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.

HOW could I forget....

Los gatitos....

I have been informed that in Spanish these are also called MICHIS... the winning streak continues

Reblog and put the species of the nearest stuffed animal

hylian

"look at the point we've reached as a society" [screenshot of one tweet]

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

Who asked

God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him

so how did it go? did crab day save tumblr or do we need to do a bake sale or something

Me about my real life that i live: omg the narrative…

on the planet of the…

TREBLE

DEATH, IT LIVE SO CRAZY

MEN MY FAVORITE TYPE OF LADY

SEX, I’VE HAD ENOUGH

TELL THE WORLD “BLOW YOURSELF UP!”

My mother is gonna fucking sell me to DJ Crazy Times

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day