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TIL female gladiators or “gladiatrices” existed in ancient Rome, but were rare because it was considered unwomanly. One gladiatrix of note was a woman who fought wild boars with a spear while topless, and who would squat to urinate in front of a stunned crowd.

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no

‘Chalice of Saint John the Evangelist’ by Hans Memling, c. 1470–1475.

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swallowing a sword to please my ailing king and i get it down my throat and i start gagging and coughing but im blushin g and shaking alittle and i push it down further and cross my legs for reasons the court does not understand and then i pull the sword out and gasp for air and i like spit on it and my makeups all fucked up and the guards instantly riddle me with crossbow bolts

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Prominent anti-porn homophobic conservative christian furry and former Flipnote animator “Peacewolf”, manager of the haven convention for Nazifur group “the Furry Raiders” known as “Free Fur All”, has left her anti-porn homophobic christian furry husband and children to be in a polycule with infamous fascist furry porn artists “Jasonafex” and “Kabier”. Now both conservative christian furries and leftist furries on Twitter are united in their hatred for the fallen Flipnote animator. 

In case you didn’t know.

Very important additional information!! She told her husband she was leaving him by leaving a whiteboard drawing, with kabier and jasonafex leaving behind a cuck counter of all the times they fucked as a throuple

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women matter.

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this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed

this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

imagining walking thru a crowded market street and hearing several town criers shouting these at me