For The Masses:
no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500
Look at KB coming through
i really just come on tumblr to say some dumb shit and then leave…….i love my little void here it’s like a familiar, damp cave and i’ve been writing on the walls for seven years sometimes in my own blood
Same. Edie Fake from Gaylord Phoenix 8, published by the crucial Pegacorn Press
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/
major signal boost
Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life
This could save many lives, reblog
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We should all know this
Glad to share
i’m a paypig
mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it
ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today
Snsoroodd pay up pig
Hell ya
um yes please angel.
Rent is theft. There is a direct correlation between places with more rentals than owned property and homlessness. People like them buy up all low cost real estate, flip it, and overcharge for rent. They hoard property that could be owned for a fraction of the monthly cost and actually make the housing market more and more competitive. Its why millennials have a hard time owning. Its why housing and rent keeps going up and up. If we dont regulate it, the rich will eventually own almost everything and the lower classes will never have the option to do anything other than rent. This happened in Irland in the 1900s. Landlords owned roughly 90% of all property and they abused that power as much as they wanted. That’s another reason why the Irish fled to America. It was impossible to have a good life in their homeland while living under tyrants.
TLDR: fuck this chump and their fake struggle story.
The Mystic marriage of St. Catherine Artist:Giorgio Ghisi (Italian, Mantua ca. 1520–1582 Mantua) Artist: After Correggio (Antonio Allegri) (Italian, Correggio, active by 1514–died 1534 Correggio) Date:by 1575 Medium:Engraving
the met
I saw this on instagram today and I thought it was funny so I want y'all to see it too
me every morning
(via librarianbyday)
brunch is gay culture because none of us are awake before 10 am
except farm gays. these are the most powerful gays and I dare not fuck with them
my mum is a farm gay, she came out, left my dad, moved to a tiny little podunk farming town, found the only other gay in the village, the waitress at the diner, she gave her her number and now they’re engaged. she truly is the most powerful gay. a brave lesbian.
an inspiration.


