They really should teach people how to cook in school.

song: in the hall of the mountain king

that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly

every moment of this was baffling and jaw-dropping. truly, this is tumblr discourse at its peak

found an unused triffany line

I WAS WRONG IT IS USED IM SORRY IVE JUST NEVER HEARD IT

digging in my trash

some helpful stuff 4 ppl in texas rn !!

Me: what could be so bad that it warrants the use of that image?

The end: *happens *

Me:

im begging you watch the whole thing

tumblr discovered ordinary sausage I see

What the past couple days have felt like

MY GOD, PORN BOTS STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME IM A MINOR. I DON'T WANNA SEE YO WEIRD ASS SHIT.

IVE BEEN HAVING THE SAME PROBLEM TOO LIKE DAWG LEAVE MY ASEXUAL ASS ALONE JEEZ

IVE BLOCKED 2 IN THE PAST WEEK, PLEASE LEAVE I JUST WANT TO DRAW MY OC'S

I HAVE BLOCKED 5 TODAY, WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM???

Happy Holidays from the Holiday Boar

Christmas/Holiday Boars have always been a thing but it still blows my mind that people choose my Holiday Boar to celebrate. Thank you for all the love, Stay safe and Happy Holidays!

this took me an hour (well spent)

original post by @metallicat5678

yurkey family

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

This is golden holy shit

I POSTED THE GIF AND SOMEBODY SAID IT NEEDS THE KOTH THEME OVER IT AND I'M FUCKING WHEEZING HOLY SHIT

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

what the fuck

I just….?

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

A monstrous turtle emerges from the muck.

It’s gigantic.

Look closely - a typically-sized Midwestern turtle sits next to its foot.

It must be close to its size-limit, with a possible 30-inch diameter shell and weighing well in excess of 100 pounds. It’s possible that this beast is 40+ years old.

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

you have a beautiful imagination

obsessed with tumblr giving me a banner to celebrate ten reblogs on my post with *checks notes* …a million notes