✨Getting Out of Trouble✨
Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.
giving my enemies psychic damage by being too horny on main
List of Astarion's Terms of Endearment
This is for the fanfic writers haha. Tell me if I'm missing any so can add it in!
- Darling (his most used)
- My love, love
- My sweet
- Lover
- My dear
- Beautiful
- Cheeky little pup, insolent little pup
- My little treat
- Pet
- You wicked little thing (affectionate)
- "You're a sweetheart"
- Delectable little pet (not directed towards Tav but it easily could be)
- My favorite traveling companion (not a pet name but it's nice to be his favorite)
Bonus: Ascended Yandere Astarion
- My pet, pet
- Little love
- Precious thing
- My treasure
- My consort
- "Property I cherish, but still my property" (his thoughts)
💦Getting into Trouble💦
[companion piece to the other post]
The worst thing about Astarion being 39 is that he was someone’s kid. He had parents. Parents who were probably waiting for him to come home that night, who were so excited for his 100th birthday, who raised. Parents who had to bury their baby with no way to say goodbye one last time. Parents who might still be alive given elven standards (750yrs). Parents he can’t remember, but who can remember him.
Astarion: Be a better person!
Tav: Why?
Astarion: Because someone needs to have morals in this relationship, and it sure as fuck ain't gonna be me, sweetheart!!
this twitter post inspired me to draw karlach drawin astarion. im a big astarion karlach BFFS supporter
“His heart knows naught but guilt. Seeks naught but forgiveness.”
i wanna be manhandled by itto bye-
throw me on the bed , rip my clothes off .. and you know the rest ❤️
I hear you nonnie and raise you itto who knows that you love being manhandled by him <3
“Speak up, princess.” // Arataki Itto
➷ CW. F! Reader, size k!nk, manhandling, dirty talk, tummy bulge, biting(?), rough s3x, dumbification, cervix fûckin, crying, breeding (bye, I'm ruined), overstimulation, mdni.
➷ Note:: rip i got carried away with this...
#tags: @festive @miuuako @cherrykamado (rEGRETTING YET, CHERRY?) @beware-of-the-rogue @laudthingcat @ztoji (J!!! HAPPEH NEOW?)
reblogs and interactions are appreciated!!
Rough hands gripped at your waist with a low growl vibrating in his chest,“Look how cute you are, princess.” fangs peak from under stretched lips as Itto smirks down at you. His broad frame hovering above you while his palms shoved you down on the bed,“Itto-” his name falls so sweetly from your lips that he can't hold back anymore.
I see the original post going around every so often and it saddens me a little that it's never accompanied by this thread explaining why it's completely understandable how a child would arrive at these spellings in accordance with english phonetics
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this is what fat thor should’ve been
Davi Kopenawa, Shaman and leader of the Brazilian Yanomami.
excerpts from ‘Braiding Sweetgrass: Indigenous Wisdom, Scientific Knowledge and the Teachings of Plants,’ Robin Wall Kimmerer
“There was a shared celebration of abundance for all we’d been given. And since every market basket contained a meal, there was justice.”
Keep in mind I’m a cis woman writing this.
So I was debating posting this but I think it needs to be said.
So I’m a student teacher and this week, we started at a new school district. Now I won’t presume to begin to pretend that I know what everyone’s political ideologies are in this school district but keep in mind that it’s in rural New York State and rural New York State tends to run red. Not as red as some other places but definitely not blue and not even really purple.
Anyway yesterday was my first ever professional development day. So I’m all dressed up, introducing myself to other teachers, and I shake hands with the superintendent who seems like a really nice guy.
And about halfway through the day, he goes up to the front of the theater and he starts talking about the best ways to talk to and help transgender/nonbinary students. It’s the basic things we all learn in our education classes. And you can tell that he’s a bit uncomfortable and so are some of the teachers. And at last, he stops and says, “Folks, I have to be honest. My father is rolling in his grave right now.”
And I’m in the back like, “Oh no.”
And so he pauses again and then he starts implying that he was raised to have a very negative opinion on the transgender community. And he continues to say that he had to unlearn a lot in the past few decades and then he admitted that he still doesn’t get it. He outright admitted that he personally doesn’t understand how someone comes to the conclusion that they’re not their assigned gender. And he admits that of course he doesn’t because he’s never had to go through that.
Another pause.
And then he says, “But I don’t have to get it.”
The theater fills with whispers and then he says [and I’m paraphrasing here], “I don’t have to get it. I don’t even have to agree with it. Because it doesn’t matter what I think or what I feel or what my beliefs are. At the end of the day, the only thing that matters is that I respect that student and I respect their choice.”
And then he reminded the teachers of every single policy that the school district follows from letting any student use their bathroom of choice to changing the students’ names per the students’ requests to not telling the parents anything unless the student gives consent to do so.
And at the end, he brought it back by saying, “My father just rolled in his grave again. But it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter what you think, it doesn’t matter what you believe, because it’s not about you. It’s about your kids. And you need to love your kids! Love your kids! Love your kids!”
Long story short, this looks like it’s going to be a good placement.
love your kids!! love your kids!!!
‘You don’t have to get it’ is the most important and (apparently) most difficult lesson to learn, alongside ‘this is not about you.’





