Tumblr staff really don’t understand the extent to which we will go JUST to stop tumblr live from being a thing. I am so petty I will NEVER stop snoozing this stupid feature. And the longer I’m stuck snoozing it the more angered I get each time I have to see it’s wretched shit pop up again every 7 fucking days.

Because I just helped someone with it:

On mobile: Go to your blog (the person icon at the bottom of the screen) -> Tap the gear icon -> account settings -> dashboard preferences -> scroll to the bottom to snooze tumblr live.

If it’s already active but you still see it, just tap it again to turn it off, and turn it back on. That’ll fix it.

this is how skyrim dungeons are designed

i know Eustace had Muriel squirting and farting back in the day

my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead

FOUND IT

Toronto is one of the biggest cities in Canada with the most people in it

Corrections

my cousin Crobnar lives in Toronto

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars

Brady Barnes

Lost my fucking mind at a red light today

and buddy, I'm spreading miss information

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

just yankeed on that doodle til he dandied

WHY IS THIS SO GODDAMN FUNNY