they shot each other through a time portal

they both shot each other but biggie was standing really far away from tupac so the bullet hit him later

homer simpson would love going to a place i thought up in my head called “drunk and donuts” im laughing so hard i might keel over *gets an amber alert on my phone* oh fuck… *puts on black cape and scary mask* time to find a silver honda accord…

C.A.R.L. S.A.G.A.N. = cannabis and reefer let scientists assign god another name

Okay sorry that the news, media, and our peers consistently advertise one but not the other, but I’m glad everyone sharing this un-ironically are naturally perfect, rational, deep thinking, and intelligent human beings. Please explain more about how superior you are to everyone else.

gay eminem

its fun for me just to FUCK a DUDE

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

when grandma cant figure out how to use the new iphone she got for christmas: 

started keeping a "food diary" (wearing plain white t shirt)

*throws sauces and jams at you to screw up your data*

*eats all the sauce and jam* all part of the plan