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add another clove of garlic im not driving

I've been telling people in online games to "drink a glass of water" as an insult and it seems to destroy their will to hurl slurs or it makes them go beserk. I dont know why yet but my working theory is that it works like the melee style in Dune and gets through a shield made for faster, more energetic weaponry

doctor prescribed me 100mg of having a beer outside

Next Pixar movie is going to be called Colors. It will be about different colors living in color city

scooby doo taught us that the real monster was daphne for keeping a smooth talking limp wrist twunk like fred in a straight relationship when he was born to cruise literally designed to suck and fuck

Straight people can reblog this

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

i’m like touch starved but for a river

The worlds smallest snail has just started to go freak mode on a succulent apple slice

mr beast has been found adrift in a life boat, sucking, as one reporter put it, "greedily" on the marrow of a human femur.

stuck lid hack

i toured a police station when i was like 6, saw that someone had a quagmire bobblehead on their desk, and thought "damn.. that's not okay"

Okay womens day is over everyone post yaoi

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

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I will design 200 catchy and professional pinterest pins only for $5. https://www.fiverr.com/share/VNk0Vz

like hell you will

I cannot stress this enough & cant believe it has to be said: DO NOT SHIP THE TWO POPES (Francis and Benedict) IN “the two popes”.

I mean it. Firstly, they’re both real people. Secondly, they’re popes. Thirdly, they’re real popes.

This post is a distant shark fin in this big blue ocean of a website

Attention Walmart shoppers there is a homosexual employee with frosted tips in the electronics department

me when i'm bundled up

lol check out this guy he doesn't accept and embrace his own desire and rather ideologically sublimates it into either that which he deserves and is entitled to or that which he doesn't and is forbidden from, thus only increasing the rule of desire over his life