Rick Sanchez out here like *whore noises* *whore noises* *whore noises* *whore no-
(Edit: follow me on @granitenotgranted if you like rick and morty im more active on there anyways)
I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you
Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
I love it when people take fic writing seriously. I love when it's not 'Here's this dumb thing I wrote' and instead it's 'Here's this thing I put blood, sweat and tears into. Here's this thing I slaved away at, trying new writing techniques and editing over and over. Here's this dialogue that kept me awake at night. Here's this beautiful turn of phrase I thought up. Here's this thing that I wrote with vulnerability and heart, and I am proud to share it with you.'
I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.
Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.
This post started circulating again without the context that the film is done so I thought I'd share again:
Trailer
Full movie
Blooper reel
Cast reacting to Tumblr anons / thirst comments
Reblogging again to say that in light of this being my first film that got this popular, I have decided that the Goncharov logo will be my first tattoo. Tattoo artist and I are still looking for a good appointment, but the decision is set.
(The whole plan is to add the logos of major film projects I have worked on bit by bit until I have a line going up my left leg and waist down my inner arm, back up my outer arm, over my shoulders to my other arm and down the side to my other leg.)
I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own
Joel really has me feeling some kinda way….I got time tonight, any requests?
this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else
—The Cruel Prince, Chapter 7
—Chapter 16
—Chapter 26
“I recall that your hands were on her, but her eyes were on me.”