saltysongfury-deactivated202006
mermaidmaribel-deactivated20210
i wish people would realize that depression is a mental illness
changing your life with not get rid of depression!
you can have it all and still be be depressed
holy shit
This… this is what lightning magic is supposed to be like.
I’m the “wow”
it’s rare to find someone with the desire to learn every ounce of your soul, just because they want to love you right
Source: thesexualquotes
you don’t have to be more attractive. you don’t have to be attractive at all. you don’t have to attract anyone or anything. you are not a magnet, damn it. you should be you for you and only you. and yes I am talking about you and you and you.
Reblog and see what color you get
Yellow: You are such a sunshiney person and my dash is always brightened whenever you post
Maroon: I wish you followed me
Teal: You make me happy ♥
Auburn: I love you
Burnt Sienna: I love you but it's a different color
Navy: We should talk more
Magenta: You are my favorite tumblr user
Fuchsia: Come catch these hands...with your own. I wanna hold your hand.
Dodie Yellow: You are literally my favorite person ever.
Cerulean: I would come to your house at 3 in the morning if you were sad bc you deserve to be loved and to be happy
Baby Pink: u so attractive??? how u do dat??
Barbie Pink: You are the best at everything i don't get how
Crimson: I wanna cuddle with you
Emerald: You are my inspiration.
Gold: I can't believe you exist. You're such a blessing to this earth
Silver: I can't believe we're mutuals
Aquamarine: You are goals
White: Your icon is goals
Black: Marry Me
Beige: Idk what to say except W O W
business email glossary
thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -
Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think
11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck
in december: life is a polar expresswreck
Marriage is such a goal for me. A healthy & loving marriage. With someone who is my best friend. That’s happiness to me.
Source: thesexualquotes
extramadness
Human beings can withstand a week without water, two weeks without food, many years of homelessness, but not loneliness. It is the worst of all tortures, the worst of all sufferings.
Paulo Coelho (via extramadness)
Source: extramadness.com


