Testing is The Future

some self portraits :)

bong bong ba na bong. nyeah? ba ba ba ba no ba nyong. nyeah? boing boing boing boing boing byoing byoing byoing? nyeah? byoingbyoingboing yoing yoing yoing…… n…n… aaaaahhhhh. my daddy, an my mommy, and my daddy, an my maaaaa-mmmyyyy D-D Daddy an my mommy and my-STOP. …yeah!

JESSE PINKMAN IN THA HOUSE. 

ba da da da bum DOW. ba ba dummy dum dum baba dummy dummy dum ba da dummy dum DOW. bitch, bitch, little bitch. i made you mybitch. jesse,, bitch, bitch YEAH BITCHJESSE! …………bitch

no. i am……… the dangerr……..

i am……….. the. one. who. knocks. (knocks knocks knocks)

say. my. name.

mr white,

you’re god damn right.

hank, …. say my name. willy wonka? hh…..what? 

walter white? 

you’re god damn right. 

my name is asac schraeder– it’s hank– assaaaacckk sccchrraadderr his name is hank. my name is asssaaacc scchhraadderr. IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. fuck yourself. …huh woooww hu-hu-oww wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. fuck yours- wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow huh-huh wow. JUST LISTEN TO ME. fuck yourself. woooow wa-uh-oh. wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. fuck yourself. wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow huh-huh wow.  wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. 

puff puff puff? t-t-tch. puff puff puff puff? t-t-t-t-tch. ha ha ha ha huh ha ha. ha ha huh hauh huh ha ha. 

puff puff puff? t-t-t puff puff puff puff? t-t-tt-tch. ha huh ha ha huh huh ha. h-ha huh ha ha ha. 

you. are not the guy. you’re not capable of bein’ the guy. i had a guy, but now i don’t. you. are not. the guy. HUAHdee da dee da dah de deeee. 

you. are not the guy. you’re not capable of bein’ the guy. i had a guy, but now i don’t. you. are not. the guy. HUAHdee da dee da dah de deeee.

i had a guy but now i don’t. the guy. da dee da dah de daaaaa. i had a guy but now i don’t. 

THE GUY.

HELP my 6 yr old brother was walking around calling everyone he loves his nemesis and my grandma was like “what do you think nemesis means??!” and he goes “best friend!!!😊” CAUSE THATS WHAT HE LEARNED FROM DOOF N PERRY

its wednesday

Irrelevant

End of my rope tuesday wednesday

Jesse and the Baldies on the set of 2x08 - Better Call Saul

Dudes rock

no offence but is this seriously what we're doing for the rest of our lives. like. just work minimum wage and drink soy lattes? be a 4.75/10? I half-heartedly thrift for my clothes and watch the world collapse around me in a very boring and predictable way? sure I can go hike the fucking pacific crest trail and I romanticise my bus ride and listen to hozier or whatever the tiktok girlies say these days. but this can't be it.

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

hotboxing my entire wizard tower

this is what I’m talking about!!

target audience

“manhole cover” umm I think it’s just called underwear lol