the hand that feeds me bit me first

sorry i told u extensively about the rpf lore do you still think im hot

fucking crazy. mating ritual is just unwashed pussy and balls so potent you can smell it . we are freaks

fym “was considered” get that mingehair in my FACE

Reminded me of that dude on 4chan who had a hay fever attack and needed an ambulance after huffing his girlfriend's pussy

This

Tag your favourite flower, fruit, colour, scent, season and tea!

The West has deemed the lives in Iraq and Syria as small print

nooo beloved mutual don't be a swiftie you are so sexy haha

just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

the handmaiden

a companion piece to my previous post

The replies and quotes on these are super normal and don’t at all prove that Paste Mag made the right choice btw 👍

This is the review btw

i don’t care that something good happened to you it should have happened to my tumblr mutual ive talked to like 5 times

*Speak = speak out loud or sign, not write. So if you only speak German at work/school/home/with friends, vote 1 even if you're blogging in English all day.

if y'all don't shut up about that woman and put on gasolina by daddy yankee.......