Unamused

I will never not reblog this.

What do boys and subway have in common?

What?

They all lie about their inches

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my fashion goals are for people to look at me and think “she was born on the moon and her blood is stardust”

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

No I didn’t.

today on “when it’s 2015 and still acceptable somehow to be openly blatantly transphobic”

just bc he told you what your birth gender was that makes him a transphobic? lmao

lmao paul you’re the same person who begged me to make you fake promo posts (and when I said no you even offered me money because that’s the only way you can get any followers on your shitty blog) 

and you never even said thank you lmao im sorry i ever helped you even though i didn’t fucking want to but hey im glad you guilt tripped me into it because now i know how shitty of a person your are p.s. take a hint when I say no and ignore you over and over there’s probably for a reason for it lmao bye 

DRAGGGG HIM CRYSTAL

3 things that makes me stress:

relationship goal: a relationship

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

nah