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Bolognaut

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Bologna. Bologna Sandwich. Fried Bologna. Tasty Bologna. Thick Bologna.
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leadernightwing-blog

my major is sighcology

well my major is flycology because i’m fly af

i’m going to get a PhD in guycology because their strange ways interest and confuse me. i want to understand them better

i was interested in shycology, but i switched to nyecology instead BILL BILL BILL!!!

i learned highcology in junior high

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bolognaut-blog

i'm eating piecology tomorrow

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allumetterouge
Steph: Did you know about this? Girls being dropped from 20 feet, it's unbelievable.
Damian: I know right. 20 feet? Walk it off.
Steph: Dami, you do know that normal people just don't "walk off" a 20-foot fall, right?
Damian: So, all those times I pushed Drake off a building, and he was all "AAAHHHHHH", he wasn't just being funny?
Jason: I thought it was funny.
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The Last Bologna

Chicken... Pork... Beef. Long ago, the three meats were cooked together in savoriness. Then everything changed when Bar-s changed the ingredients. Only the True Bologna, combination of all three meats, could change it. But when the world needed the delicious meat the most, it vanished. A few meals passed and my mouth and I discovered the new Bologna, a cured meat called Bologna. And although its tastes are great, it still has a lot to bring to the plate before it's ready to serve anyone. But I believe Bologna can satisfy world.

#bologna#avatar aang#aang#the legend of aang#the last airbender#avatar
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Bolognaut: Chicken... Pork... Beef. Long ago, the three meats were cooked together in savoriness. Then everything changed when Bar-s changed the ingredients. Only the True Bologna, combination of all three meats, could change it. But when the world needed the delicious meat the most, it vanished. A few meals passed and my mouth and I discovered the new Bologna, a cured meat called Bologna. And although its tastes are great, it still has a lot to bring to the plate before it's ready to serve anyone. But I believe Bologna can satisfy world.

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whatever-baywatch

Can we just talk about how as a fandom WE brought back Young Justice. We asked for it, we got it trending, we binged Young Justice non stop. We were able to bring it back and I am so proud of us.

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aflowerthatbloomsinadversity

Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

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freekahzoid

1.7 million ppl are single

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jebsrifle

1.8 million

1.9

2.0

2.2 million people are fucking losers

Listen if you’re reblogging with the number of losers who reblogged, then you’re one too

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bolognaut-blog

In 22 days I'll be single for officially 15 years. So proud. 2.2 million people are just like me

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thedcu-deactivated20220928
Superman: Why are you doing this? You hate people in your space.
Batman: Nonsense. I'm an easygoing chap.
Superman: Okay. I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.
Batman: It was off by half a centimeter. It never should have been in circulation.
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Black Canary (talking about the team): I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!
Wonder Woman: Interesting analogy. Chickens are famously bad at flying.
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Aqualad: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Kid Flash: What if it bites me and it dies?
Artemis: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Wally, learn to listen.
Miss Martian: What if it bites itself and I die?
Zatanna: It’s voodoo.
Rocket: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Superboy: That’s correlation, not causation.
Kid Flash: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Nightwing: That’s kinky.
Miss Martian: Oh my God.
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thedcu-deactivated20220928
Nightwing: When you've been a superhero as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Red Arrow: Blue is not your color.
Nightwing: BLUE BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU JERK!
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What’s the scientific explanation for liking women that can kick my ass?

Nightwing (via incorrectyjquotes)