if ur under 17 pls block my #nsfwish tag!! if ur uncomfortable with heavy n/s/f/w please block my #very nsfwish tag <3
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"but would wright and edgeworth even be allowed to face each other in court if they started dating" have you considered that they're bastards and have both at some point 1) broken the law with carefulness and intent 2) found loopholes to win a case?? at the very least they would start gaslighting everyone and it would partially be not to look stupid. they get together post-aa6 and when the waa members learn of the fact of their relationship phoenix is like "yeah i mean. duh. we have been together for a decade now wdym???" the judge finds out in the middle of a trial and starts questioning if this is even legal but edgeworth goes "your honor what do you mean. you were literally at our wedding" "yeah he cried a lot i'm pretty sure. your honor don't you remember?" "well, it's only understandable. he may have had a little too much champagne as i recall". it's completely illegal but is it really beneath the guy who forged identity (pretended to be a defense attorney for a day) and a guy who forged evidence, both for good reason but. still. cmon. it's also only illegal if they don't find a crazy loophole or change the law again don't put it past them
brilliant. the divorce papers/settlements and such are like a fun little couple's activity to them
the bloker (british joker) would say 'cheer up batman mate'
you really need to learn how to 'ave a laugh, bats
pre covid you could make a room of freshmen laugh with a video of griffin mcelroy sayin todd howard repeatedly. now you gotta kill someone. You have to kill someone.
can we pretend this whole website is r/hotdogs for a copuple minutes
i could really use a wish right now
(when she says she likes to be degraded) you are dust and to dust you shall return
i drew klavier gavin working at mcdonalds after the gavinners got disbanded
if I worked at an office or a cubicle I would get this photo framed to give me the strength to make it through the workday like those middle-aged men with photos of their wives and kids