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GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS

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how we feelin' lads?

• THEY'RE BACK IN THE SALLIE HOUSE
• 2 DEMONIC INVESTOGATIONS WE ARE SO WELL FED BESTIES
• shksbwksidnwbok they way Shane read out everything in such a deadpan voice
• Shane's bargain bin Tony Stark glasses returned!!!!!
• " 'And now I'm back', say it with confidence!" "I'm back!" " YEAS!"
• "I've done a lot of- I LAID DOWN ON A PENTAGRAM AND SCREAMED AT THE DEVIL!"
• Are we getting flashed in the last episode place your bets babes
• Ryan's confidence turning almost immediately into mania... we love to see it
• "Hah, we must have a ghost." That's what she said
• He doesn't want to sound too eager to answer the phone...
• The pets akehwbwiwjsbs lads it's the GANG
• JSKABJ the way he smacked the Teddy over and Sallie got mad lmao
• "More whiskey." AND "Spaghetti" AND "Apple tater" WE SHALL DINE LIKE KINGS
• Sallie really has it with that teddy huh
• THAT CLEAR ASS "SALLIE"
• Bro girly is at it
• "I swear to God I heard those little balls" proceeds to dance
• THE FUCKING MOBILE they're bringing in all the clichés I LOVE IT
• Okay now I wanna see the video of the claw marks there's never evidence for those
• RYAN DANCING LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN AND SHANE THREATENING TO EVICT A LITERAL DEMON IF SHE DOESN'T SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF RYAN
• "so be it" girlboss
• "We're taking a ghost home with us!" Please get her from a shelter boys
• "She's a demon, throw some water on her" The quotes this episode are *chefs kiss*
• THEY'RE REFERENCING THEIR OWN EPISODE I LOVE THEM
• RYAN LOSING HIS FUCKING SJIT AND ASKING WHERES MY JOSBDIWNA yeah I'm normal about this yeah I can be trusted with media <3
• the nostalgia is unreal
• GHOST WORMS GHOST WORMS GHOST WORMS
• That "back at [unintelligible] sounded a lot like "back at Sallie house fight me on that
• THAT DRAWING
• SHE GOT A FART AND A GLASS OF PISS A PIG NOSE AND AN EYEPATCH I'M HYSTERICAL
• WHY ARE THEY NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT CREEPY ASS "SALLIE"
• *chanting* pentagrampentagrampentagramsheputapentagramonthefloorshesallowedtodothatthisisamerica!
• I beg you please lay down on the pentagram again
• Oh shit lads we in it now
• "Aww my old demon hole!" He did not have to say it like that
• "I'm not going down there" "Character development you should"
• RYAN IS LAYING DOWN ON THE PENTAGRAM THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LSHAOANSJSOAAKAI
• "suck it easy- OH I DIDNT MEAN THAT"

• "It would be pretty sweet if I shat myself in the series finally" no it really wouldn't stop
• What's with Shane and creepy dolls
• Is that a promise Ryan? Is it? I wanna see this man so unhinged
• Now I wanna see Shane write a motivational speech he's so good at insulting spirits now I wanna see him- oh wait
• you can now picture me in a corner sobbing
• "Turn on that flashlight again. Please don't." I'm getting mixed feelings here budy
• YO WHY WAS THAT LIGHT FLICKERING
• great now he's laughing aga- he indeed is a crazy man at the Pickmans bedroom
• DON'T TELL ME THE SPIRIT BOX DIDN'T SAY "BITCH" IMMEDIATELY AFTER IT SAID "GO"
• "How'd it go?" "I ended it." "You ended it? You told her who's boss?" enemies to friends to lovers to enemies again
• WHAT IS IT WITH THE DOLLS HE LOOKS SO CONTENT WITH THOSE DOLLS WHAT IN HELLS NAME
• Shane slept through the night
• Ryan did not sleep at all
• Poor little meow meow :((
• THE OUTRO MUSIC DON'T DO THIS TO ME
• HE DESTROYED THE SPIRIT BOX HE SAID "DON'T FORGET THE SPIRIT BOX" AND HE DIDN'T
• Cool they're doing a throwback cool cool I am not crying SHUT THE FUCK UP
• "I know one thing to be true: you believed in us" I DID I DO I DO OH MY FUCKING GOD I DO
• THE WHOLE CREW I AM SOBBING
• SOBBING YOU HEAR ME

• the found family is STRONG in this one (or maybe not so much killkillkill)
• they were all so physically intimate w each other raaaaaaaaaaa
• also the amount of pretty people is too much for me to handle like the range
• I went with my lesbian best friend and I love her, I really do but man she would literally not shut up about Angeline Jolie
• Their powers are all so fucking cool
• Makkaris sonic boom is just something else
• Like every fucking fast fuck you see on TV looks like an arthric turtle trying to reach a place of kale that's laying outside of the greenscreen
• But not Makkari though OH NO
• Also everyone signing to her oaaaaaa good shit good shit good shit
• Finally some good fucking food disabled representation
• why was there a sex scene ewewew get it away from me (it wasn't that bad I'm just a dramatic cunt)
• THEIR CONSTUMES RAAAAAAA THEYRE ALL SO STUNNING AND FIT THE CHARACTERS SO WELL AAAAAAAAAA
• Sprites vibes are so fucking gnc like lads
• Also I'm like so glad they didn't do some weird romance thing w them and Ikaris like nay lads I woulda left
• Why did I already forget Sersis boyfriends name? Oh that's right because he was on screen for like six minutes max
• Yo as soon as I saw Ajak lying there like a fucking Manekin someone pushed over at kohl's I knew something ain't right
• RIP to you Queen you were a real one
• FUCKING KINGO SKSHABAIEBE I LOVED EVERYTHING BOLLYWOOD HIS DUMB LITTLE EYEBROW AND KARUN HURRRJJDJD
• I swear that mf has at least five cameras stashed into every single pocket of his suit
• Druig my babe my darling fucking superb you funky little mind controller
• He literally went: yeah Imma leave and take the lads me, what you gonna do?
• And Ajak said aight fair enough sskdjsnaiaksbssksj
• Ikaris? Don't know her
• OH you mean the traitorous cunt that killed two members of his family after one of them told him "Hey I think genocide is bad let's stop this"
• Fucking all lives matter vibes I hate him SO MUCH
• GOOD FUCKING RIDANCE
• BITCH
• Thena my beloved? My ethereal Goddess of War? I'd fight Arishem for you, just say the word
• Also hers and Gilgameshs' friendship is literally one of my favourite m/f friendships I've ever seen on TV
• She's suffering from her flashbacks (which reminded me a fuckton of ptsd) and Gilgamesh chose to stay by her side, taking care of her and isolate themselves so no one else could get hurt
• I love him so so so much and his death didn't absolutely SIIAVSKADUKDDOAAJBDIS yeah I'm a normal person <3
• PHASTOS
• PHASTOS PHASTOS PHASTOS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• The man the myth the legend mcus 57th gay character
• except THIS TIME we actually met his husband and his son and they were affectionate and they kissed-
• crops are watered skin is clear musk is dead
• And we had two men that weren't fucking shredded or skinny NO they were stout and they were absolutely fucking badass (not the shit endgame pulled with Thor fuck you fuck you fuck you)
• Druig and Makkari own my heart, actually ❤
• Also I'm so fucking glad they didn't make Ikaris and Sersi get back together
• Yeah he had his stupid little "The power of love" moment
• BUT he flung himself in the sun immediately after so it's okay
• Die (derogatory)
• awwww they made Sprite human let's move on
• BAHAHA ARISHEM REALLY YOINKED EVERYONE UP AND INTO OUTER SPACE THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY
• chile, anyways so
• *Harry Styles shows up* hold on, what was that?
• I swear I burst a fucking blood vessel
• OH WAIT I REMEMBERED HIS NAME anyway whats w that Dane dude? He's funny but what's a w the sword and that ominous ass voice?

• the uniforms
• THE UNIFORMS
• literally the first thing they do is shit talk a bunch of racists I am living
• twenty seconds in and I'm already having the time of my life
• "Konichiwa motherfuckers. You murdered my family. Now prepare to fucking die." Ooooooohhjoho good content
• "Were the Japanese involved in the Civil War?" "No it was like 40 Chinese dudes but I assume these ghosts are all racist." So true king speak LOUDER
• Ryan's confidence like lads,,,,,,, character development
• this mf hates the racist ghosts so much that he's unable to get scared by them
• both of them constantly chucking the L at em ugh
• Did you know that they're actually the only men?
• R.I.P. Jenny Wade I know she would've loved dishwashers
• "Move these marbles and you'll go to heaven!" Ripped out of my spine and made jewelry out of my vertebrae
• Ryan really carrying around the whole bakery huh?
• Like that mans is so double cheeked up he literally needs 2 safety pins for his pants
• Legend
• They got so offended when the ghosts told them they're boring this will never not be funny
• I think I was really fucking close to having an aneurysm because I was laughing so hard when they started crying like babies
• Like I'm not even kidding I fucking lost it
• Quality content
• "If you want to feel free to look at that photograph!" MHM SAME
• So much ass this season
• Here for it don't get me wrong
• "I'm in pain." haha me too
• Trying to conjure Abe Lincoln and Robert Lee into some random ass basement in bumfuck nowhere lads give my a second Imma go to my cellar and ask if Beyoncé wants a sandwich
• Oh? The Lorraine Warren painted a cross on a door? And everybody says not to open it because it is trapping a malevolent entity? Better open that bad boy!
• How many times did he hit his head now? Three?
• That ghost really wanted to suck on some balls huh?
• The moment Ryan started laughing like a maniac I think we all agreed that he finally fucking lost it