why are the words for getting deceived so fun. hornswoggled. bamboozled. hoodwinked. etc.

I’m still on nobody by mitski like how she do that

obsessed with this

With the death of Jimmy Buffett, it's clear the old world is dying. Boomerism slipping quietly into the night. Maybe no one else better represented its aspirational vision. The end of the work day. The end of history. The possibility, just over the horizon, of a terrestrial paradise. A cheeseburger in paradise.

today, my friends, it's 5 o'clock everywhere

I’m sorry I had to bring these tags out cuz they damaged me

Like any good adult living on their own, I've just started my plastic bag of plastic bags. Because I might need one

will you take my gay ass to the botanical garden please.

i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head

to survive working full time you need:

Sam Wise with frosted tips wearing an upside down sun visor and puka shell necklace

This is how Samwise shows up to frodo’s funeral

frodo’s funeral?

boating accident

splish splash, “hobbit overboard”, you get the picture

don’t patronize me

chopped up by the outboard motor blades

Hey shout out to every custodial/sanitation worker taking out and cleaning up literal hot garbage so that the rest of us can go about our summer days like it doesn’t exist

Glad to see this resonated with someone, respect custodial staff or die<3

Tiles! I want to have a kitchen wall full with different designs

It's crazy that these strikes are happening given that all the writers and actors are asking for is less than 0.3% of the revenue these studios make.

This is what gets me. The writers and actors aren’t asking for much but these CEOs are digging their heels in

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