I know this is like. Why people take vacations but it's so weird to be back at work and experience it without being just straight up suicidally depressed. Goddamn
anyone who's more of a hater than me is a mentally disturbed freak who deserves to be put down and anyone who's less of a hater than me is a naive moron who will be eaten alive by the wolves. anyone who's as much of a hater as me is my lover
⚠ WARNING: PRIVATE JET HORDE ARRIVES IN ONE HOUR ⚠
Not another environmental conference 😭😭😭
Dear passeners, due to the baggage handlers strike they will only load and unload baggage on to the aircraft. They refuse to lose random bags, remove valuables, or kick fragile looking bags until we improve their working conditions. We apolgize for the inconvenience.
❗Pro tip: You can think about gay sex on the clock. It's free and they can't stop you.
Our negotiators have suggested the above to the baggage handlers union. They have agreed to resume start losing some of the luggage again.
Announcement to all staff, painting giant lips on the jet bridges, then driving them into each other to make them kiss is NOT acceptable.
The aircraft are yearning, and jealous.
Not me getting all the tinder matches from people in fucking Bangkok fully after I fly back. All the apps betrayed me today
I come back to Tumblr so excited for my most beloved blogging app and it greets me with Tumblr live update? You hate me
beloved mutuals i am going to be offline until september. feel free to drop me a line on discord i am juice1507 <3 <3
happy first week of august to those who celebrate
Florence and The Machine, from 100 Years Mary Oliver, from Sleeping In The Forest
Vincent Van Gogh, The Sower (detail)