gentle reminder as more drawfee watchers realize i have a tumblr over time lol

please dont tag me in random posts or memes, i will block you!

this is strictly my art blog and i have no interests and i do not know yall! thank you!

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

fuck you I can hear it

Someone ought to slap the asshole who sang this upside the head

Good news!

if you as a normal tumblr user go around flagging posts for mature labels you are A Fucking Cop

“but what if i hate women so much i need to mark their existence as mature” if you’re this bothered by the sight of real life women you 1.) need to grow tf up and 2.) should just unfollow people instead of having a childish temper tantrum and flagging people’s blogs

“I personally don’t like it so I want to make it so no one can see it” sounds an awful lot like conservative censorship. Same tune, different band.

Now is a good time for a reminder that Tumblr has a very useful tag blocking system!!! Maybe use that like an adult instead of reporting any post that makes you upset.

Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

Losing it over some of y'all's tags btw Here's my favorites

and lastly.

good night

Losing it over

some of y'all’s tags btw

Here’s my favorites

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

@habits-shitshow

i am not calling twitter fucking x

im deadnaming that shit

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i feel like im in 5th grade being graded on a english grammar test all over again this is so fucked up

[pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [verb] [noun] [adverb] [letter]

[contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [verb] [determiner] [noun]

[number]/[number]

[pronoun] [phrasal verb] [contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [preposition] [adjective] [noun] [verb] [verb] [adverb] [adjective] [noun] [phrasal adverb] [adverb] [pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [phrasal adjective]

you are doing some cocomelon shit to me

@alphabetcompletionist

nah i'm staying out of this

"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

not daily pokemon: scolipede

@habits-shitshow

me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!

trans person: i like gender tho

me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!

Good post OP

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

Mad because you don't have bird vision?

Seethe . You will never b them

Can women be twinks? Can men be butch? Instead of asking these incredibly niche questions ask yourself this, if they weren't allowed to do so, who would you have enforcing that ruling? and then, I hope this kind of re-framing opens your eyes about how silly that would be, to enforce as such. But really, this is what they mean when they say "kill the cop in your head." What good does it do you to try and police people more?

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

putting up “OHIO IS HELL” billboards in ohio to continue the dialogue

putting up ‘OHIO IS OTHER PEOPLE’ billboards in ohio to confuse the dialogue

putting up ‘OHIO IS FAKE’ billboards in Ohio, just for shits and giggles

Putting up ‘WELCOME TO PENNSYLVANIA’ billboards in Ohio just to see what happens

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@habits-shitshow @the-forestry-system

the audacity of a blog with 10 followers thinking they can kung pow penis

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OPEN RP

Halt! who goes there?

Ka-Chow! It's just me! Lightning McQueen!

macklemore really just said walk into the club like what up I got a big cock and we just accepted that. what was going on in 2012

My gender was lost in the Incident of 2003.