I think sometimes people forget that the gov is the corporations’ bitch, not the other way round.
plastic bag floating in the pacific ocean: ahhh im so worthless…my dreams of entering the stomach of a marine animal could never be realized…..
leatherback sea turtle: a transparent floating mass in the water….a delicious jellyfish perchance 😳
guy who doesn’t like turn-based rpgs: let me be clear, i do NOT like turn-based rpgs, fundamentally. but i’m writing this review becau
How is Westminster a real place
late night sausage rolls got me actin criminally and disorderly
In the United Kingdom there is a curfew for eating sausage roles past 11:00 enforced by the King's secret police
^ on suicide watch
As a general rule, don't trust anyone who identifies as a "normal person".
i trust him
these lakes look like boobs with some perspective
It kinda does (I tried)
I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york
no webcomic will ever be as funny as this strip from oglaf
i know its been added but the follow up is also hilarious
I don’t know why, but this one is always my favorite!
Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth
Count em
Well first of all there's this guy
Nothing wrong with me
I don’t get it, man. why. why do we have to homogenize everything. why does every product have to look and behave and feel the exact same way. why can’t tumblr maintain its individuality? why can’t it lean into the things that make it a unique and refreshing offering instead of scrambling to make it a carbon copy of twitter? sucks, man. sucks.
it’s just like. this broadcasts loud and clear that the people behind the curtain have no pride or faith in this site at all. that tumblr, as a whole, has no worth or merit unless it’s somehow tricking the larger internet community into thinking it’s actually another site. and the users are supposed to celebrate this? where’s the dignity? where’s the self-respect? where’s the joy? it’s disheartening and embarrassing to be forced to conform. smh.
You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills
bragging about how much better they are than twitter while making their website as close to twitter as possible by the day staff you are the dumbest mother fuckers alive who approved this









