fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast
lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all
Arrested Development 1.05 “Charity Drive”
Succession 2.03 “Hunting”
back in the day whenever a movie needed a guy they got philip seymour hoffman. back when america was a real county.
sometimes you just have to. just have to stand in a ray of light and be warm for a minute
most movie scenes of all time (1/?) ↪ nose-breaking kiss scene from BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
“Heath almost broke my nose in a kissing scene. He grabs me and he slams me up against the wall and kisses me. And then I grab him and I slam him up against the wall and I kiss him. And we were doing take after take after take. I got the shit beat out of me. We had other scenes where we fought each other and I wasn’t hurting as badly as I did after that one.“ (2004, JAKE GYLLENHAAL) “Late in the afternoon, thunder growling, that same old green pickup rolled in and he saw Jack get out of the truck, beat-up Resistol tilted back. A hot jolt scalded Ennis and he was out on the landing pulling the door closed behind him. Jack took the stairs two and two. They seized each other by the shoulders, hugged mightily, squeezing the breath out of each other, saying son of a bitch, son of a bitch; then, and as easily as the right key turns the lock tumblers, their mouths came together, and hard, Jack’s big teeth bringing blood, his hat falling to the floor, stubble rasping, wet saliva welling, and the door opening and Alma looking out for a few seconds at Ennis’s straining shoulders and shutting the door again and still they clinched, pressing chest and groin and thigh and leg together, treading on each other’s toes until they pulled apart to breathe and Ennis, not big on endearments, said what he said to his horses and daughters, ‘Little darlin.’” (1997, ANNIE PROULX) ENNIS: Jack fuckin’ Twist! JACK: Son of a bitch. (2005, LARRY MCMURTRY AND DIANA OSSANA)
"i only wanna eat things with ingredients i can pronounce" has always been one of the funniest moral positions of all time. literally just learn how to pronounce more ingredients then? truly undefeated in its celebration of ignorance
hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice
Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener
Natalia Szwed aka Tutajszwed (Polish, based Katowice, Poland) - Babushka Cat, Paintings: Digital Art
Top Gun: Maverick, dir. Joseph Kosinski Released May 27, 2022 (USA)
Succession | 4.09 'Church and State'
one of the funnier aspects of brands that the american conservative relies on as part of their cultural identity "going woke" is that they're all too stupid to understand that these companies are focused solely on profits, and their teams upon teams of professionals whose only job is to increase profits weighed the options and decided that the safest option was to say trans rights and put pride flags on their shit. like bro, there's no woke mind virus, ford and budwieser would say "kill all faggots now!" if they thought it would make them money, you're just part of a dying and increasingly unprofitable enclave of society that no one wants to associate with.
i hate seeing people my age pregnant omg abort that thang
