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@bobisnotaperson

my name isn't me, hence bob is not a person. im an adult and a big fan of slimes. tungsten eater. content may not be suitable for all audiences, viewer discretion advised. Any Pronouns. art tag: #bobbuarts
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when i see a wikipedia page name this specific i want to hoot and holler like my sport team got a good score

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this article is honestly getting me emotional. carl’s starter has been around since at least 1847, and when he died in 2000 nobody in his family wanted to continue nourishing and distributing his historical sourdough starter. as a result, 10 people from a sourdough usenet group started an organization dedicated to nurturing and distributing the sourdough starter. the organization is called the 1847 Oregon Trail Sourdough Starter Preservation Society, aka “Carl’s Friends.”

People don't like to admit it bcs cringe or w/e but Homestuck really did revolutionize the webcomic as a storytelling medium and I am endlessly frustrated that before webcomic artists could really stretch our legs fucking webtoonz swooped in, set a new, more restrictive standard, and then monetized and monopolized the ever living fuck out of the concept of The Webcomic until it drove away anyone who couldn't be a professional quality manga artist for free, and now the only webcomics that actually feel like spiritual successors to Homestuck are so obscure they're basically cult classics that you have to beg people to read.

Like it's just so wild to be in high school and see Homestuck be like "we're using like fifteen different artistic mediums to tell this story bcs we can" and be really fucking inspired by that, only to grow up and see basically every webcomic ever have to conform to One Single Standard or fucking perish.

Actually, I realized my real point here: we all need to make our art weirder. Please make weird art. I want more stuff like Prequel Adventure and 17776 and MyHouse.wad and I want it now. Capitalism thrives on conformity. We must be weird at all costs.

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Go read Awful Hospital by @bogleech I am not joking when I say it's the closest thing I've seen to homestucks's level of interactivity and willingness to break it's own format that isn't itself a direct fan-project of homestuck.

(except of course 17776, I guess, but I have been saying the above to anyone who would listen since long before 17776 hit the scene.)

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Funny enough I have never read Homestuck and have only the vaguest idea of what it's like. Awful Hospital's format was most inspired by Rubyquest!

This rabbit is named 𝗛𝗣 𝗟𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗷𝗲𝘁 𝗣𝗿𝗼 𝗠𝗙𝗣 𝗠𝟰𝟮𝟴𝗳𝗱𝘄, due to suffering from chronic destroys-paper-for-fun disease

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sometimes being therian is about connecting with nature and embracing my identity as a beast and sometimes it’s taking a rip and real long thinking about if buying yourself a jingle mouse is worth your own dignity. and it is.

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i’m giving my jingle mouse goth eyeliner

yknow this change sucks but id at least like it if it was opt in if you like this sort of layouts. get this off me

"yknow this makes me realize the left side of the tumblr dash is kind of underutilized, but the negative space is kind of a good thing for the eyes, isnt? anyways how bad is it if i press, uh, where is it- ah there it i-"

"this fucking sucks dude"

Anonymous asked:

How would you recommend complimenting/flirting with a nonbinary person? I've recently been dabbling with binding (going back and forth) and my husband was trying to figure out what to say. "That ass? Damn. That chest? baBLOW." Stuff like that but for nonbinary folks.

i would say Damn Shawty you are activating my Mating Ritual and then hit em with this

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I’ve been seeing some WASP NEGATIVITY lately so just a reminder that insects are important and interesting whether you find them “cute” or not. Which btw wasps are cute actually but anyways… (also sorry for the US-centrism)

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the fat of the land voted “funniest album art” 24th year in a row

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Don’t forget the new cover they made for the expanded edition

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