eddie is so funny like this man got ZERO poker face how did he make it in this life
babyboy you're so lucky your man isn't making direct eye contact with you
Oh right, right, right. I’m supposed to act like I don’t know if it’s right. So then you tell me that there is no right or wrong. It’s just the moment. And then I tell you that I can’t while actually signalling to you that I can, which you don’t need because you’re not really listening. Because this isn’t about connection for you. This isn’t even about sex for you. This is about finding an hour or two of relief from the pain of being you. And that’s fine with me, see, because all I want is the exact same thing.
Anne Hathaway as Maggie Murdock in LOVE & OTHER DRUGS (2010) dir. Edward Zwick
Dear Alex, I can't think of a single way to start this email except to say you're incredible.
[emerging from the hozier song covered in blood] anyway,
pov you’re diagnosed with daddy issues by paris hilton
you’re gonna go to the hardware store. you’re gonna get some joint compound. you’re gonna get some caulk, and you’re gonna caulk that shit. [okay, well uh, fyi] “fyi”? [i’m not your fuckin gopher] fiy FIY YOU COCKED IT UP YOU’RE GONNA CAULK IT OUT [okay well i would love to but uh my license is expired, EFF. yi] (you drove in this morniiiinnggg…..) sydney. you wanna help, you can take him [NAH. time out, i’ll uber, thank you] (grow uppp) [thank you] SURGE RATES, FUCKO.
Max Greenfield as Schmidt in New Girl (2011—2018)
RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (2023) ± pet names for each other
hate how any mention of being on knees is immediately assumed to be sucking dick. because maybe theyre eating pussy. did you even think about that? no you only think about yourself
i miss the intimacy of sharing wired earbuds with a girl </3
middle school gay awakening core
Ballroom lessons didn't exactly cover this.
reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
Just wanna wake up to the love of my life and hot morning sex and then go to a farmers market and buy fresh fruit and flowers and give them tongue kisses that taste like strawberries 😩
“𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞”
yes i’m crying over this scene again and what about it.
sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is
