YouTube has it all.

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

here’s to 100 years of getting narsty

kathy with the scorching tea

would anyone like a nice warm glass of grungnort?

Here you guys go,

this may take a while…

snip

glorp!

Me irl

pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

go white boy! get stupid!

my two brain cells communicating

i hope this baja blasts you well

I do not think, therefore I do not am.

- René Descaren't

Meirl

castle // halsey

this is still such a good post

who did this

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

Translation

[Three dogs are sleeping on a welcome mat of a shop of some kind. A cat is nestled in between them.]

Owner: Customers are coming. They’re scared of dogs. Hurry up. Customers are coming.

[Dogs slowly get up and walk off to the back in single file. Cat remains on the front step. Just before the last dog enters the back room, the owner calls out again.]

Owner: Teng (Dog’s name), go get Xiao Bao (Cat’s name) too. Go fetch Xiao Bao

[Dog turns back to the entrance and gently drags the clearly reluctant cat back inside. The owner speaks softly as the dog approaches the camera]

Owner (softly): All right, put (the cat) down.

[The owner gives what looks like dried jerky to the dog]

Owner: Let Xiao Bao eat some. Let Xiao Bao eat some.

[The dog takes the jerky and lowers his head so that the cat can nibble on the other end]

This is literally the best video I’ve seen in my entire life

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller