he was so real

what if tumblr took a leaf out of youtubes book and sent people golden shoelaces after hitting a milestone. they don’t tell you what the milestone is

the absolute horror of staff reaching out to me through DMs going “what’s your address” with no further context. incredible. do it

exhibited mental illness in the spotify wrapped playlist

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

we as a society peaked when tiramisu was invented and we'll never hit that high again

sometimes I forget that tumblr is an actual legitimate company with a bunch of employees and not like ten slightly inebriated people huddled over a pc at 1 am in a basement discussing how many ways they can say fuck you to twitter

what if it's both

[already so afraid] let me add caffeine to this, actually

"average person destroys 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person destroys 0 books per year. Book Burner Gerry, who comes to your door & burns over 5,000 each day, AND Book Eater Graham, who lives across the street & eats over 5,000 each day, are both outliers adn should not have been counted

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

I have three modes of reading

True

ok u know what. golden hour is great and all, but u know what time of day is super underappreciated??? BLUE hour

that time of day right after the sun sets or right before it rises…. *chef kiss* love that

@ssreeder

A Zuko amnesia fic idea (that I would like someone else to write):

We've come across Zuko getting amnesia in early canon... But what about late canon?

Zuko has defected to side with the Gaang, but [insert plot here] happens and he is factory reset to early canon. Except he doesn't tell anyone something is wrong, because he immediately concludes that he is playing a long con with the Gaang and getting close to the Avatar...

I am wheezing. Established Zukka is a genius move. 

But also - hear me out here - there isn’t established Zukka, but for some reason Zuko assumes there is, and accidentally establishes the Zukka himself--

Suggested reason: Toph, who would notice something was up and probably quickly figure out exactly what that something is, decided to use the opportunity to mess with Zuko and heavily implied he and Sokka were a thing. She knows she should probably tell Katara at some point so she can try to heal his memory, but that can wait until after Toph has had her fill of entertainment.

It went better than she could have possibly imagined.

(At the wedding in a few years she's going to be taking all the credit.)

a remake of a league of their own except theyre all lesbians pls hollywood do me a solid

im the good kind of oracle. the gay kind.

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

Imagine how I feel

aspec people are queer. aspec people deserve to be in queer spaces. aspec people are welcome to pride. aspec people are queer even if they're cis. aspec people are queer even if they're heterosexual. aspec people are amazing and deserve the world.

i love you singers whose vocals sound desperate i love you musicians who sound like if you don’t get this song out you’re going to explode i love you songs that sound like they’re dragging the vocalist with them 80 miles per hour down the highway tied to the back of a truck i love you voice cracks in emotional songs i love you unique voices i love you music that disturbs the comfortable and comforts the disturbed

Sneak peek into one of my fics:

Sokka explaining heartbreak to Zuko: and yea so that happened

Zuko: aww.. You don't deserve to be hurt like that

Sokka: thank you

Zuko: you deserve to be hurt like THIS