Bob Fish Tumbles.

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I had a bad Twinkie once in the apocalypse.

Soo I just found your Wrong Turn series and agdhdjdkalajsj so good!! I'm just wondering if you have any plans to finish The Compass Rose? I hope I don't come across as entitled, just curious :)

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Yes I do! Only one half written chapter to go which I really need to get on with! This is not an abandoned WIP, promise!

What have the protests accomplished?

5/26 4 officers fired for murdering George Floyd 5/27 Charges dropped for Kenneth Walker (Breonna Taylor’s boyfriend, who police accused of killing her) 5/28 University of Minnesota cancels contract with police 5/28 3rd precinct police station neutralized by protesters 5/28 Minneapolis transit union refuses to bring police officers to protests or transport arrested protesters 5/29 Activists commandeer Minneapolis hotel to provide shelter to homeless 5/29 Former officer Chauvin arrested and charged with murder 5/29 Louisville Mayor suspends “no-knock” warrants 5/30 US Embassies across Africa condemn police murder of George Floyd 5/30 Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison takes over prosecution of the murdering officer 5/30 Transport Workers Union refuses to help NYPD transport arrests protesters 5/30 Maryland lawmakers forming work group on police reform, accountability 5/31 2 abusive officers fired for pulling a couple out of their car and tasing them - Atlanta, GA 6/1 Minneapolis public schools end contract with police 6/1 Confederate monument removed after being toppled by protesters - Birmingham, AL 6/1 CA prosecutors launch campaign to stop DAs from accepting police union money 6/1 Tulsa Mayor agrees to not renew Live PD contract 6/1 Louisville police chief fired after shooting of David Mcatee 6/1 Congress begins bipartisan push to cut off police access to military gear 6/1 Atlanta announces plans to create a task force and public database to track police brutality in metro Atlanta area 6/2 Minneapolis AFL-CIO calls for resignation of police union president Bob Kroll, a vocal white supremest 6/2 Pittsburgh transit union announces refusal to transport police officers or arrest protesters 6/2 Racist ex-mayor Frank Rizzo statue removed in Philadelphia 6/2 6 abusive officers charged for violence against residents and protesters - Atlanta, GA 6/2 Civil rights investigation of Minneapolis Police Dept launched 6/2 San Francisco resolution to prevent law enforcement from hiring officers with history of misconduct 6/2 Survey indicates that 64% of those polled are sympathetic to protesters, 47% disapprove of police handling of the protests, and 54% think the burning down of the Minneapolis police precinct was fully or partially justified 6/2 Trenton NJ announces policing reforms 6/2 Minneapolis City Council members consider disbanding the police 6/2 Confederate statue removed from Alexandria, VA 6/3 Officer fired for tweets promoting violence against protesters - Denver, CO 6/3 Walker Art Center and the Minneapolis Institute of Art cut ties with the MPD 6/3 Chauvin charges upgraded to second degree murder, remaining 3 officers also charged and taken into custody 6/3 Richmond VA Mayor Stoney announces RPD reform measures: establish “Marcus” alert for folks experiencing mental health crises, establish independent Citizen Review Board, an ordinance to remove Confederate monuments, and implement racial equity study 6/3 County commissioners deny proposal for $23 million expansion of Fulton County jail 6/3 Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board unanimously votes to sever ties with MPD 6/3 Seattle withdraws request to end federal oversight/consent decree of police department 6/3 Breonna Taylor’s case reopened 6/3 Louisville police department (Breonna Taylor’s murderers) will now be under review from an outside agency, which will include review on training, bias-free policing and accountability 6/3 Colorado lawmakers introduce a police reform bill that includes body cam laws, repealing the “fleeing felon” statute, and banning chokeholds 6/3 Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti announces plans to reduce funding to police department by $150M and instead invest in minority communities 6/4 Virginia governor announces plans to remove Robert E. Lee statue from Richmond 6/4 Portland schools superintendent discontinues presence of armed police officers in schools 6/4 MBTA (Metro Boston) board orders that buses wont transport police to protests, or protesters to police 6/4 King County Labor Federation issues ultimatum to police unions: admit to and address racism in Seattle PD, or be removed 6/5 City of Minneapolis bans all chokeholds by police 6/5 Racist ex-mayor Hubbard statue removed - Dearborn, MI 6/5 NFL condemns racism and admits it should have listened to players’ protests 6/5 California Governor Gavin Newsom calls for statewide use-of-force standard made along with community leaders and ban on carotid holds 6/5 2 Buffalo officers suspended within a day of pushing 75 year old protester to the ground, and lying about it 6/5 2 NYPD officers suspended after videos of violence to protesters 6/5 The US Marines bans display of the Confederate flag 6/5 Dallas adopts a “duty to intervene” rule that requires officers to stop other cops who are engaging in excessive use of force 6/5 Dallas City Manager T.C. Broadnax releases an 11-point action plan for immediate police reforms 6/6 Statue of Confederate general Williams Carter Wickham torn down - Richmond, VA 6/6 2 Buffalo officers charged with second-degree assault for shoving elderly man 6/6 San Francisco Mayor London Breed announces effort to defund police and redirect funds to Black community 6/7 Frank Rizzo mural removed, to be replaced with new artwork - Philadelphia, PA 6/7 Minneapolis City Council members announce intent to disband the police department, invest in proven community-led public safety 6/7 Protesters in Bristol topple statue of slave trader Edward Colston, throw it in the river 6/7 NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio vows for the first time to cut funding for NYPD, redirect to social services 6/7 A Virginia police officer faces charges after using a stun gun on a black man 6/8 NY State Assembly passes the Eric Garner Anti-Chokehold Act 6/8 Democrats in Congress unveil a bill to rein in bias and excessive force in policing 6/8 Black lawmakers block a legislative session in Pennsylvania to demand action on police reform 6/8 France bans police use of chokeholds 6/8 Seattle council members join calls to defund police department 6/8 Boston reevaluates how it funds police department 6/8 Honolulu Police Commission nominees voice support for more transparency, reforms 6/8 Rights groups and Floyd’s family call for a UN inquiry into American policing and help with systemic police reform

No, it’s not enough, but this is only the beginning. Keep fighting!!!

(I adapted this list from this blog post and added sources and new entries. Please reblog with additions.)

Keep fighting, protesting, donating, demanding. It’s working.

look if you're cis dont reply to jk rowling and then screenshot your tweet and post it. donate to trans charities, specifically british trans charities, because jk lives here and has been informed by british politics. thats why shes a terf.

i know everyone likes to pretend trans rights issues are universally similar, but trans rights issues in the uk are wildly different. fight on the context she is

mermaidsuk, which helps trans youth get help

albert kennedy trust, helps homeless lgbt people (the uk currently has one dedicated homeless shelter for lgbt people, and its in london)

all about trans, which is trying ensure trans people are better represented in the media

trans rights are human rights, and trans people in the uk deserve our voices heard as much as trans americans. jk rowling is not an anomaly, and represents the average british feminist. fighting against terfs requires systematic change, something british trans people not only cant do alone, but something we have to try and do as terfs actively lobby the government to take away our human rights (with there currently being talk of a bill which would cause under 18s to lose the ability to begin transitioning in any form, and a member of the house of lords currently waxing romantically about having trans rights removed in multiple areas)

you have to understand that talking to jk doesn't work. she doesnt care. use your time productively and spread these charities around. dont even reblog this post if you dont want to, make your own. just make it known that trans people in the uk are used to people acting like this, and soon we may not be able to do anything about them at all

WAYS TO SUPPORT/BE AN ALLY

Here is a compilation of places to donate (IF you can, simply reblogging and sharing this can help) and petition to sign. I found these websites and organizations on twitter.

DONATIONS

PETITIONS

  • Willie Simmons has spent 38 years in prison for a $9 robbery. He had two prior convictions similar to robbery that he served time for. He was prosecuted under the Alabama Habitual Offender law and was given a life sentence for his third strike - stealing 9 (NINE) dollars. Sign his petition. 
  • Breonna Taylor was killed by police who were conducting an UNANNOUNCED drug raid, where they gave no request to enter. They bashed her door and entered, shooting her EIGHT times. They were in the WRONG HOUSE. 
  • George Floyd was killed by a police officer who knelt on his neck and suffocated him to death, after George pleaded with the officer and told him he couldn’t breathe. The officer had pulled him from where he sat in his car on an alleged FORGERY. You can also text “FLOYD” to 55156
  • ARREST THE OFFICERS WHO KILLED GEORGE FLOYD: The main police officer who murdered George is being kept in PROTECTIVE CUSTODY. You probably have heard he was arrested, but this is NOT TRUE. He was placed under PROTECTIVE custody because of the riots and “threats” on his life. 

If you know of ANY other organizations or petitions, PLEASE ADD TO THIS LIST. The fight for justice doesn’t end here, it will never end. Especially when the president of the United States calls white supremacists good people and protesters of a mans death THUGS. USE YOUR VOICE. NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE. FUCK COPS. FUCK “BLUE LIVES”. ALL BLACK LIVES MATTER!

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waveridden

the minnesota freedom fund is asking folks to donate to other organizations instead. the specific ones they listed are black visions, linked above, and these two:

  • northstar health collective, organized healthcare professionals working with anti-authoritarian groups
  • reclaim the block, a collective that aims to redistribute funding away from police and towards more community-oriented projects in minneapolis

these are the links i send to my facebook friends who keep running their mouths about “the protests hurting the community”

  • minnehaha food shelfcalvary church food shelf are both centered in the south minneapolis area where the riots started. the grocery stores in the area have been decimated, so food shelves and food insecurity charities need a lot of love right now.
  • northside funders group is a philanthropic group in the twin cities that’s using all its funds right now for helping local businesses
  • migizi is a native american media/history nonprofit whose office was destroyed in the riots
  • we love lake street is devoting funds specifically towards rebuilding the lake street area in south minneapolis

some more groups that could use your help

  • the healing justice foundation is a national nonprofit that’s specifically focusing on mental health resources for bipoc right now
  • ctul is a nonprofit focused on low-wage workers and workers rights in minnesota
  • mpd 150 is focused on policing and specifically trying to reroute the conversation from “we need to change police procedures” to “the police need structural reform”
  • the spiral collective is providing funds for supplies, medic kits, and other things that protesters will need on the ground
  • unicorn riot is a media collective that has had people on the ground filming every night in minneapolis

last but not least some more bail funds

Into the Deep (25400 words) by bob_fishenemytosleep

Chapters: 3/3

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Relationships: Essek Thelyss/Caleb Widogast, The Mighty Nein & Essek Thelyss

Characters: Essek Thelyss, Caleb Widogast, Jester Lavorre, Beauregard Lionett, Fjord (Critical Role), Yasha (Critical Role), Caduceus Clay, Nott (Critical Role), Veth Brenatto, Marius LePual, Orly Skiffback

Additional Tags: Action/Adventure, Post Ep99, Canon Compliant, Angst and Humor, Illustrations

Anonymous asked:

What's up I'm Eddie I'm 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

GSJHGSKJHsGjhk IM CRYINGG LISTEN HERE !!!!!! He’S THE ONLY ONE IN OUR WHOLE PARTY THAT WENT TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL AND YOU KNOW THIS!!! 

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No one asked for this, but this series of asks started a war between my rogue and the bardlock (Pima’s shirt says: Bellamy can’t read). Bellamy may be the only part member with formal education, but Pima stands by him being a dumbass. @bob-fish

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bob-fish

Lol “formal education” = 9 yr old Bellamy apprenticed with an organisation of troublemaking bards who gave him unrestricted access to a big house full of books. He a nerd.

Pima on the other hand told the party she was a pro private detective when we first met her. Turns out she bussed tables* prior to going on a Revenge Tour of the land tracking down the shitty murder wizards who kidnapped and possibly murdered her sister. And she’d gotten nowhere in two years.

And now the party is wanted for murder bc SOMEBODY (hint: not Bellamy) stabbed the murder wizard in question 85 times.

Also she is is Redacted on the t shirt bc in game we still don’t know her real name, bc she adopts a new fake name in every town. They all start with E and sound vaguely similar, so clearly nobody will ever discover her. She also has an Unobtrusive Disguise Headscarf which is blindingly glittery enough to have been borrowed from Gilmore.

*okay fine and before that she was a pirate, which is admittedly cool

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bob-fish

He’s stressed bc his life is complicated, okay??

Anonymous asked:

What's up I'm Eddie I'm 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

GSJHGSKJHsGjhk IM CRYINGG LISTEN HERE !!!!!! He’S THE ONLY ONE IN OUR WHOLE PARTY THAT WENT TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL AND YOU KNOW THIS!!! 

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No one asked for this, but this series of asks started a war between my rogue and the bardlock (Pima’s shirt says: Bellamy can’t read). Bellamy may be the only part member with formal education, but Pima stands by him being a dumbass. @bob-fish

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bob-fish

Lol “formal education” = 9 yr old Bellamy apprenticed with an organisation of troublemaking bards who gave him unrestricted access to a big house full of books. He a nerd.

Pima on the other hand told the party she was a pro private detective when we first met her. Turns out she bussed tables* prior to going on a Revenge Tour of the land tracking down the shitty murder wizards who kidnapped and possibly murdered her sister. And she’d gotten nowhere in two years.

And now the party is wanted for murder bc SOMEBODY (hint: not Bellamy) stabbed the murder wizard in question 85 times.

Also she is is Redacted on the t shirt bc in game we still don’t know her real name, bc she adopts a new fake name in every town. They all start with E and sound vaguely similar, so clearly nobody will ever discover her. She also has an Unobtrusive Disguise Headscarf which is blindingly glittery enough to have been borrowed from Gilmore.

*okay fine and before that she was a pirate, which is admittedly cool

Oceanic Behir

Huge monstrosity

Attributes

AC 19 (Natural Armor)

HP 334 (29d12+145)

Alignment: Neutral Evil

Challenge Rating 18

XP: 20,000

CHA 12 (+1) CON 20 (+5) DEX 14 (+2) INT 11 (+0) STR 25 (+7) WIS 16 (+3)

Traits

Damage Immunities: cold; piercing, bludgeoning, slashing from nonmagical weapons

Damage Resistances: fire, lightning, acid

Condition Immunities: frightened

Languages: understands Draconic and Common but cannot speak, telepathy 120ft

Passive Perception: 19

Senses: Darkvision 90ft, Tremorsense 60ft

Skills: Perception +9, Stealth +8

Speed: 20ft, swim 50ft

Amphibious: The behir can breathe both air and water.

Underwater Camouflage: The behir has advantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks made while underwater.

Legendary Resistances (3/day): If the behir fails a saving throw, it can choose to succeed instead.

Actions

Multiattack: The behir makes two attacks: one with its bite and one to constrict.

Bite: Melee Weapon Attack: +10 to hit, reach 10ft, one target. Hit: 23 (3d10 + 7) piercing damage.

Constrict: Melee Weapon Attack: +10 to hit, reach 5 ft, one Large or smaller creature. Hit: 20 (3d8 + 7) bludgeoning damage plus 20 (3d8 + 7) slashing damage. The target is Grappled (escape DC 19) if the behir isn't already constricting a creature, and the target is Restrained until this grapple ends.

Whirpool Breath (Recharge 5-6): The behir inhales a whirpool that is a 60ft cone. Each creature in that cone must make a DC 19 Strength saving throw, taking 54 (12d8) bludgeoning damage on a failed save and being pulled 15ft toward the behir. On a successful save the creature takes half as much damage and is not pulled.

Swallow: The behir makes one bite Attack against a Medium or smaller target it is Grappling. If the Attack hits, the target is also swallowed, and the grapple ends. While swallowed, the target is Blinded and Restrained, it has total cover against attacks and other Effects outside the behir, and it takes 21 (6d6) acid damage at the start of each of the behir's turns. A behir can have only one creature swallowed at a time.

If the behir takes 50 damage or more on a single turn from the swallowed creature, the behir must succeed on a DC 15 Constitution saving throw at the end of that turn or regurgitate the creature, which falls prone in a space within 10ft of the behir. If the behir dies, a swallowed creature is no longer Restrained by it and can escape from the corpse by using 15ft of Movement, exiting prone.

Legendary Actions

The oceanic behir can take 3 legendary actions choosing from the options below. Only one legendary actions option can be used at a time and only at the end of another creature’s turn. The behir regains spent legendary actions at the start of its turn.

Quick Dash: Behir moves up to half its movement speed without provoking opportunity attacks.

Bite (Costs 2 Actions): The behir can take a single melee bite attack. Melee Weapon Attack: +10 to hit, reach 10ft, one target. Hit: 23 (3d10 + 7) piercing damage.

Tail Whip (Costs 3 Actions): The behir can make a Melee Weapon Attack: +10 to hit, reach 15 ft, one target. Hit: 29 (4d10 + 7) bludgeoning damage. If the target is a creature, it must succeed on a DC 20 Strength saving throw or be pushed up to 10ft away from the behir and knocked prone.

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Homebrew monster design is all @enemytosleep; illustrated by me. Custom statblock made for Chapter 2 of our Critical Role fic, Into the Deep. Please go ahead and torment your players with this long boi. 

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Design for Essek’s idea of a hiking outfit. It’s couture. He’s an idiot. I love him. 

presented without context FOR NOW 

Title: Stronger Together Author: enemytosleep & bob_fish Word Count:~11k Rating: Teen Fandoms: Critical Role: The Mighty Nein Characters: Essek Thelyss, The Mighty Nein Warnings: graphic depictions of fantasy violence (on par with the canon material) and spoilers through ep. 99 Notes: This was written for the 2020 @essek-week prompt: Possibilities

The jungle is indeed hot, humid, and, despite the cover of foliage, uncomfortably bright. Yasha leads them through it, beating their way through underbrush with a greatsword that looks as though it probably weighs more than Essek himself. Caleb walks just behind her, keeping track of the group’s direction. Veth has shimmied up trees to scout, her stocky halfling limbs surprisingly nimble and sure. Caduceus has had an informative discussion with the local plants. Jester and Beauregard have made up a mildly obscene song and taught it to everyone. Fjord has tried to intimidate some vines. No one has suggested to Essek that he might contribute anything.

In hindsight, this trip was a stupid plan. The last three years, frankly, were a stupid plan. He’d wanted knowledge. All he has gained is a target on his back, the dubious benefit of hindsight, and a pit of regret inside him that grows deeper and more unbearable … and more recently, blisters.

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Or the fic where Essek joins TM9 on a jungle adventure.

Chapters: 10/14
Word count: 28,376
Relationships: Klaus Hargreeves/ Dave
Tags: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Period-Typical Homophobia, Homophobic Language, But only a little, it only in chapter one, Violence, Canon-Typical Violence, Drug Use, Addiction,Mutual Pining, bed sharing, Hurt/Comfort, Non-Explicit Sex, Minor Character Death (its an oc), characters as ghosts
Additional Tags: im giving dave a backstory because the TUA writers sure fucking didnt

after quite the wait, chapter ten is finally up!