The Shire...
Oh The Hobbits I Know Them
There's Frodo And Samwise And Mary And Pilpin And Seymour And Of Course Bolbo
It Is No Bad Thing To Celebrate A Simple Life...
Shot Through The Heart And Your To Blame
You Give Mud... A Bad Name...
Hrrrmmmphhhh ...
Im Lost
And You Have To Take Me Home You Have To :0(
gondollas
okay boris where is your home
*Horace Gently Gaze Up Skyward…*
Deep Within The Cosmic Crease
Beyond The Great Expanse Release
Lies The Only Home I Know
A Paradise Of Sand And Snow
And Jungle Thick With Sweet Hot Night
All Bathed With In The Palest Light
Of The Pseudo-Moon’s White Glow
The Foam Burst Hangs Eternal-Low
Oh How I Wish To Go Back Here
My Sand-Inverted Bubble Sphere …
Ok how about we just go to taco bell instead
Hi Horace, what have you been doing this winter?
Oh Boy I Cannot Wait For Chirstmas
horace i have some terrible news
Well I Am Ready For It... Surely It Is Nothing That The Miracle Of Christmas Cannot Remedy...