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Hunter~25~They/Them anomalous lil creature that likes to feel cute and has cartoon brain :'] 🔞+ No minors please I don't reblog anything too crazy. Suggestive furry art at most usually, I sure wouldn't call my blog safe for work though.
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i wonder if the karl marx yaoi artist kept my karl marx puppet. forrest and i started dating because of that puppet i hope they cherish it

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okay so this will be a longer one. sorry

for my 20th birthday my one nonbinary friend named Scooter was like one of the only people to bring me a gift even though i was like nooo i dont need anything so naturally im intrigued when they roll up with a party bag and say 'open this but you have to read the paper okay'

and so this fucking. thng is in there. on the piece of paper theres a printed amazon review that they are ushering me to read so, i do, out loud:

so naturally this thing becomes like a cherished fucking treasure of mine. when i get kicked out of my house mid-pandemic, this is like one of the first things i grab on the way out.

flash forward, im living in my grammas basement, which is mostly cement and has no windows, and also occasionally has voles drop from the cieling because its very poorly sealed, and so i cant sleep at 3 AM because a vole is running around my room and i cant catch it

so like a normal person, i think 'hey i should make a video' and so i film a 'Karl Marx Bring Me The Horizon x Megan The Stallion Yaoi Thirst Video' in my desolate saw-movie looking basement where, the only thing visible occasionally is my hands, and occasionally i flash images of karl marx anime drawn yaoi

well the artist that draws that yaoi is on tumblr you can look them up and i did get permission for this but i know they dont like being swamped by people trolling them and i feel like its best to let them exist peacefully in their own biome

the important part of this story is that my boyfriend, currently a stranger to me, saw this video and said 'that was pretty funny' and for whatever ungodly reason went to my profile, thought 'hey this person's pretty cute' instead of thinking i might be insane like everyone else and then we started talking after that (we've been together almost three years and live together now)

well anyway for our 1 year anniversary i, wanted to pay proper tribute to the marx doll, and we were moving in together so i knew. i knew it was time. he was too good for me. so i reached out to the karl marx yaoi artist on tumblr and said 'hey i want to properly thank you for letting me use your art in my video. do you like puppets?' to which they went '?' and i showed them the puppet

and well man the rest is history. karl marx yaoi guy if you see this i hope you still have him, and thanks for helping me get gay married