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Tasty Treats~

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A murderer/ Pokémon oc
By Plushie

Sweetie was easy to find. She was borrowing Pinkamena’s laptop to get a little better at sign language on YouTube. Of course Pinkamena had no clue that Sweetie would take her laptop, so about 5 tabs were open that websites she was buying Christmas presents from.

Spook walked in front of the laptop and waved his arms to get his daughters attention. He eyed the laptop and pointed at it, then scribbled in his notebook.

-Did you ask mommy if you could borrow it?-

Sweetie didn’t know if Spook learned sign language himself. So instead of writing or signing it out, she simply shook her head. She didn’t even know if Pinkamena wanted her to use the laptop. Probably not since she was just Christmas shopping on it.

Sweetie was easy to find. She was borrowing Pinkamena’s laptop to get a little better at sign language on YouTube. Of course Pinkamena had no clue that Sweetie would take her laptop, so about 5 tabs were open that websites she was buying Christmas presents from.

Anonymous asked:

@preternaturaliisms “PINKAMINA!!!!” Spook flung himself at the considerably shorter woman and bathed her in kisses and drowned her in a hug. He held her close and tight to his chest. Oh how hes missed his wife so much!

As soon as she heard a voice, she quickly closed her laptop. For a second there she thought that voice was Sweetie. “Ah! Spook! You silly, you scared me!” She giggled and kissed his cheek. “I’m sorry I’ve been gone for so long. I’ve been on a business trip.” She smiled and placed her laptop down on the couch. “I was looking for presents for the kids~!”

//ahhh hi guys! I’m officially back. Tonight (right now) I’m going to make this blog pretty and redecorate it!

“Fuck” Sentence Starters (part 2)

A continuation of this meme ( x ). Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Angry

  • “*puts up middle finger*”
  • “Watch your fucking mouth.”
  • “I can’t fucking stand you!”
  • “You wanna fucking fight?”
  • “I fucking told you so.”
  • “[text] F [text] U [text] C [text] K [text] YOU!!!”
  • “Come here, fucker, and let me break your neck.”
  • “Try that shit again and you’ll see what fucking happens.”
  • “♪ I’m gonna fucking kill youuuu~ ♫♪”
  • “Because I fucking said so, that’s why.”
  • “Well, guess what? I went to the store to buy some fucks to give but they were ALL OUT.”

Soft

  • “I’m…I’m fucking in love with you.” / “I fucking adore you.”
  • “I’ve never wanted anything so fucking badly.”
  • “Hold my fucking hand.”
  • “I’m not crying, you dumb fuck.” / “Fuck, now I’m crying.”
  • “Maybe I have fucking feelings too, motherfucker.”
  • “Fuck what everyone else thinks.”
  • “Honestly…fuck emotions.”
  • “I’m not o-fucking-kay, all right?”
  • “The world isn’t all fucking unicorns and rainbows.”
  • “I’m the unluckiest motherfucker I know.” / “You’re the unluckiest motherfucker I know.”
  • “You look…fuckin’ worn out.”
  • “I’m just ready for a fucking change.”
  • “F-fuck–my hands are shaking-”
  • “Those eyes get me every fucking time.”
  • “I–I’m trying my best! Fuck.”

Insults

  • “Don’t fucking touch me.”
  • “Is your name Oedipus? Because you’re one hell of a motherfucker.”
  • “Fuck you AND your mom.”
  • “Get fucked, asshole.”
  • “Oh, what’s this? *pulls middle finger out of pocket*”
  • “I wrote a haiku: ‘Fuck you and fuck you. / Fuck all of you damn bastards. / You’re pieces of shit.’“

Misc.

  • “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”
  • “What happened was fucked up.”
  • “I don’t know. I don’t fucking know…”
  • “What the fuck was that?”
  • “What I’d do for a motherfuckin’ drink/smoke/etc. right now…”
  • “Let’s get fucking wasted.”
  • “Fuck the police.”
  • “There’s no way out of this fucking mess.”
  • “Fuck…”
  • “Watch your fucking language in front of my kid, dammit.”
  • “So…are you down to fuck?”
  • “Middle fingers up if you don’t give a fuck.”
  • “Let’s fucking do this.”
  • “Just fuck me up.”
  • “I do NOT say ‘fuck’ that much.”

//its been a super long ass time and I really don't come to this blog but i thought about you today and I really am glad you're still around ^^;

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//I’m very sporadic with my activity. I plan on becoming 100% active again soon. I also plan on making this blog cleaner.

Yeah I'm still seeing the sex game ads. 2fa stands for two factor authentication. For Tumblr that means in order to log in you get sent an email with a log in code. This way you can tell if someone is trying to log onto your account while your not online.

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//okay so I contacted tumblr and they’re handeling it. Also I’m a MORON and didn’t know that THIS PERSON PUT 43 POSTS IN QUE

Yo you just posted something about a sex game, is that normal? I'd check that out if not...

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//I’ve been messaged all night! I just changed my password so let’s hope that works!

𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ♡

For the fluff and soft hearted, here is another lists of sentence starters that has the highest potentiality to turn into a soft scenarios. Feel free to change any pronouns / sentence structure according to your muse’s preference!     TRIGGER WARNING:   N/A.
  • “I never noticed your eyes were this [colour].”
  • “Your heartbeat’s really loud.”
  • “You asleep?”
  • “I like this, being so close to you.”
  • “Your hair keeps falling into your eyes, do you know that? Here, lemme just—”
  • “You’re so, so, so pretty.”
  • “I just — I’m breathless, okay? Whenever I’m with you, it happens.”
  • “You make my heart beat so quick.”
  • “You always know how to make me smile.”
  • “You’ll always be safe with me.”
  • [Kisses the other on the cheek]
  • “Always.”
  • “I can’t imagine being anywhere but here with you.”
  • “All my choices lead me to you.”
  • “I’ll never give you up.”
  • “I sleep better if you’re around.”
  • “You snore in your sleep. But… it’s adorable, okay?”
  • “I like this. A quiet breakfast with you.”
  • “There’re billions of people on this planet, and I love you. How incredible is that?”
  • “I trust you.”
  • [Holds the other’s hand when they think the other won’t notice]
  • “You keep staring at me instead of watching the film. What’s up?”
  • “Let’s push all of these stuff away. I wanna dance here right now with you.”
  • “Are we really doing this? Are we really slow-dancing?”
  • “When you laugh like that, it just — you’re so beautiful, you know that?”
  • “No, sorry, you laughed. I … I never saw it before. It’s — pretty.”
  • “You haven’t laughed in a long time, and I guess I was staring ‘cause I forgot how that looked like.”
  • [Puts head on the other’s shoulder]
  • “I will never let you go.”
  • “You’re the best thing to have ever happened to me.”
  • “You wrote me a song?”
  • “You’ve got a fever. Of course I’m not going anywhere.”
  • [Suddenly feels around the bed to search for the other’s hand / body when they’re sleeping]
  • [Extends a hand when they see the other was searching for it while they’re sleeping]
  • “I just feel calmer. When I’m with you.”
  • “You’re not in bed. I came looking for you.”
  • “What are you doing up? Come to bed.”
  • “It’s weird. I never thought I could feel like this, but you showed up. Now, it’s like I don’t wanna go on knowing I might lose the feeling.”
  • “I don’t mind sharing the blankets with you.”
  • “You’re cold. Come here.”
  • “You always do that. You always warm me up.”
  • “Stay.”
  • “It’s getting crowded. Here, hold my hand.”
  • [Hugs for a very long time]
  • [Puts feet on the other’s lap]
  • “I’m so proud of you, you know that?”
  • “I love you.”

“Thank you, my love. I’d appreciate that greatly!” She giggled and yawned. Sweetie was reading a book on the couch, not being able to hear anything. “I’m sorry I’ve been gone so long. I hope you missed me~!”

Anonymous asked:

Spook happily leads pink down to the basement. Its been newly renovated! There is now a sub basement for the killing, and the regular basement is a whole separate kitchen for pinks baking! “Ta daaah! Sweeny todd style! Violet helped me set it up for you! That way you and i can do the gruesome deeds underneath in secret and the kids can finally come into the basement to watch you bake! Then they can stop asking. And all the cabinets are lockable with a key only you and i have copies of!

Pinkamena hummed and followed her husband into the basement. Oh...wow! It’s so pretty! Ah! They even had a drain to drain out the blood on the floor! Oh, how she loved it so! And the kitchen...it was even more pretty! And organized. “Oh, Spook~ We really are raising some murderous children, aren’t we.” She hummed and looked at the steel surgery table.

Oh...she had an idea.

“But how about we fuck on this bad boy first before we have a filthy person taint it~”

Anonymous asked:

@preternaturaliisms Wiiiiiiiiife! Woiiife ive missed you how are you ive got a present for youuuu

“Oh? I’ve been fine. I’ve been so...so busy.” Pikamena hummed and turned to face her huge husband. “What do you have for me?”

"Sweetie, I'm glad to see you once again. I hope you and your mother are doing alright." Leon gave her a soft pat on the head.

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Sweetie screamed in excitement before clinging onto Leon. “Papa~! Mommy and I have missed you~! Especially me! I missed you most!”

Anonymous asked:

@preternaturaliisms Pink, i missed you ever so much while you were away, i am glad, no, we are all glad to have our darling one back! and ive compiled the lists for the kanto region while you were away!"

“Oh really, Have you now?” Pinkamena chuckled softly. “I would love to see them~!”