COMMISSION INFO!

Headshots-

Sketch- 5 dollars.

Pixel lining and flat colors- 15 dollars.

Artsy with depth and whatnot- 25 dollars.

Sketch example-

Pixelly and Flat examples-

Artsy examples-

Half body-

Sketch- 10 dollars.

Pixel and flat- 25.

Artsy- 30.

Sketch example-

Pixel and flat examples-

Artsy example-

Fullbody-

Sketch- 15 dollars.

Pixelly and flat- 25 dollars.

Fullbody- 30 dollars.

Sketch Example-

Pixelly and flat examples-

Artsy examples-

A fully detailed scene will cost 50 or 60 dollars.

Scene examples-

Shitty MS Paint doodles that I do with trackpad- 15 dollars each.

Examples-

Extra characters cost 10 dollars each for any option.

Will do-

Humans.

Humanoids.

SFW.

NSFW.

“Problematic” stuff.

Gore.

Ponies, as in My Little Pony, y’know.

OCs. Obviously.

OC x canon.

Pretty much any fandom.

Furries. Caveat- it depends.

Won’t do-

Mechs.

Backgrounds unless it’s for a scene.

Real people.

Certain ships and fandoms. You won’t know which unless you ask me to draw it and I say no.

DM me for PayPal info. I won’t do any other method because the concept of digital transactions greatly confuses me and I can barely comprehend how PayPal works at all.

#mango man speaks #art commisions #commisions open #please #digital art

blurrymango

I. I’m going to bed.

#mango man speaks

blurrymango

Anonymous asked:

Hey, why do you have bad takes? That's pretty dumb - is it because you hate women?

blurrymango answered:

It's 4 AM why am I being told that I hate women.

HELLO?????????????????????

This is me BTW this is what I look like IRL.

Kitty cat aside, my takes are ffucking great, my dick is bigger than yours, my tits are bigger than yours, my balls are also bigger than yours, and my ass is juicier than yours. My brain is very wet and wrinkly.

I'm pro-choice, I know that only women can be lesbians, I'm. Ffucking. Bisexual. I help out my grandmother when she needs it, and when she doesn't because being annoying is fun lmao. I like to watch TV with my mom all the time and I like to pop her pimples. I love my aunts, one of whom is a hairdresser with pink hair and is married to a woman that is so butch I didn't know she was a woman when I was a kid. I feel like I've mentioned that aunt of mine before but she lives in the next town over and she's on my dad's side of the family and I never see my dad's side of the family even though I really like them they're wonderful folks and also my other aunt on my dad's side of the family is like. Living in some ffucking swamp and she comments on my YouTube videos sometimes and she has. A lot of cats I think. My aunt on my mom's side of the family is short, and successful, she rents out houses to folks, and she's super good at baking. And one of her daughters is in Germany right now because she married a German man and the other is a tattooed scene snarky motherffucker who has blue hair, a sweetheart pitbull, and travels a lot around the country making absolute BANK working as a nurse. The only woman in my life who isn't a good role-model is my mother but that's because she has a lot of mental illnesses but after she got out of jail she's been doing really ffucking good recently also. Suddenly I am aware that, despite having tattoos, I haven't seen any of them since she got back???? There's some on her legs and one on her back and. There all gone. They're not there.

DID PRISON TAKE AWAY MY MOM'S TATTOOS???? HELLO???????

Anyway, anon, you're an idiot. I love women. Women are cool. Blow me.

blurrymango

Ok good news. I went to her room and woke her up to ask if prison took away her tattoos. It did not.

She still has her tattoos. Which is good. Because I was freaking out about it.

#mango man speaks

blurrymango

gorepill

more wally darling fanart

#daniel im freaking out i think prison took away my mom's tattoos.#do you by any chance watch meat canyon this art reminds me of meat canyon.

blurrymango

Anonymous asked:

Hey, why do you have bad takes? That's pretty dumb - is it because you hate women?

It's 4 AM why am I being told that I hate women.

HELLO?????????????????????

This is me BTW this is what I look like IRL.

Kitty cat aside, my takes are ffucking great, my dick is bigger than yours, my tits are bigger than yours, my balls are also bigger than yours, and my ass is juicier than yours. My brain is very wet and wrinkly.

I'm pro-choice, I know that only women can be lesbians, I'm. Ffucking. Bisexual. I help out my grandmother when she needs it, and when she doesn't because being annoying is fun lmao. I like to watch TV with my mom all the time and I like to pop her pimples. I love my aunts, one of whom is a hairdresser with pink hair and is married to a woman that is so butch I didn't know she was a woman when I was a kid. I feel like I've mentioned that aunt of mine before but she lives in the next town over and she's on my dad's side of the family and I never see my dad's side of the family even though I really like them they're wonderful folks and also my other aunt on my dad's side of the family is like. Living in some ffucking swamp and she comments on my YouTube videos sometimes and she has. A lot of cats I think. My aunt on my mom's side of the family is short, and successful, she rents out houses to folks, and she's super good at baking. And one of her daughters is in Germany right now because she married a German man and the other is a tattooed scene snarky motherffucker who has blue hair, a sweetheart pitbull, and travels a lot around the country making absolute BANK working as a nurse. The only woman in my life who isn't a good role-model is my mother but that's because she has a lot of mental illnesses but after she got out of jail she's been doing really ffucking good recently also. Suddenly I am aware that, despite having tattoos, I haven't seen any of them since she got back???? There's some on her legs and one on her back and. There all gone. They're not there.

DID PRISON TAKE AWAY MY MOM'S TATTOOS???? HELLO???????

Anyway, anon, you're an idiot. I love women. Women are cool. Blow me.

wally darling fanart

saving my favourite twitter thread here just in case

#favorite best favorite favorite fave

blurrymango

ampervadasz

#holy shit hidujr42uob3erpi2qjw-8eh0uo

my beautiful babe

I got held at gunpoint to do this.

I’m sorry Judas fans.

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bprinny

aloeveragel

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

ghulheim

lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.

They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭

toebeens

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

blurrymango

gorepill

How dare you call him a dog. Don't you know dogs are evil? DON'T you know a dog ruined his Handsome Daughter's life??? LOOK ATHER. SHE'S HOLDING HIM, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHERE IS SHE." SHE'S RIGHT THERE. YOU LOOK HER IN THE EYE AND YOU TELL HER YOU SAY "NEMO. YOUR DAD IS A DOG" she will kill you. she'll kill you with her bare paws. What do you mean she said she realizes dogs aren't all evil now. What. She's got a big cute dog bf now? What. What. What. Unnaceptable. Skrunko is going to call Barnaby a slur.

blurrymango

I’m gonna punt this man like a football.

gorepill

Nemo will hate you 5 billion years

blurrymango

No it’s ok I’m punting him into the fancy wet food.

It’s gonna sounds like a dull splat.

blurrymango

takashi0

cassettepony

clown sparkle for my wife :3ccc ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

blurrymango

trials-era-sam

deanwinchesterpregnant

they killed off azazel’s special children way too quickly they should have unionized

#superb naturals

blurrymango

gorepill

How dare you call him a dog. Don't you know dogs are evil? DON'T you know a dog ruined his Handsome Daughter's life??? LOOK ATHER. SHE'S HOLDING HIM, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHERE IS SHE." SHE'S RIGHT THERE. YOU LOOK HER IN THE EYE AND YOU TELL HER YOU SAY "NEMO. YOUR DAD IS A DOG" she will kill you. she'll kill you with her bare paws. What do you mean she said she realizes dogs aren't all evil now. What. She's got a big cute dog bf now? What. What. What. Unnaceptable. Skrunko is going to call Barnaby a slur.

blurrymango

I’m gonna punt this man like a football.

It's so incredibly upsetting that in order to keep track of the trial progress for the people that murdered Jacob Williamson, I have to keep reading this kids deadname, and seeing him referred to as a woman, and seeing the trial progress as femicide, with no acknowledgment of his identity or the transphobia that led to his death.

incubus-absolution

via @/transmascissues

[image id: tags that read #this is why you should never trust anyone who says we arent getting killed #bc what really happens is they just do not recognize us as trans so the cases go unnoticed by anyone who isnt specifically paying attention #tw transphobic violence #transandrophobia" end image id]

blurrymango

such-justice-wow

suppermariobroth

Top: one of the items available in the Kingdom Builder mode in Super Mario Run is Princess Peach's Cake, which is a large cake that can be seen in the middle of the screenshot.

Bottom: it appears that this cake was particularly troublesome during the game's development, as an error message exists that specifically refers to a fatal error occurring when the cake is installed. No other Kingdom Builder items have unique error messages of this kind associated with them.

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hey girl. is that a firework in your pants or is your pengis explode

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juststartingtobebrothersagain

phlebasthebroenician

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission