(via radshawty)
friend: yeah I have a healthy and happy relationship w/ my dad
me: okay… that sounds fake but okay
a set of tags i was never prepared for
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
Rest in Peace to the nine victims of the Charleston Shooting.
Rest in peace Sharonda Coleman-Singleton.
Rest in peace Reverend Clementa Pinckney.
Rest in peace Cynthia Hurd.
Rest in peace Tywanza Sanders.
Rest in peace Myra Thompson.
Rest in peace Ethel Lee Lance.
Rest in peace Daniel L. Simmons.
Rest in peace Reverend Depayne Middleton-Doctor.
Rest in peace Susie Jackson.
Prayers and condolences to our brothers and sisters and family in Charleston.
Boys, protect girls. Call people out when they make offensive jokes. Stand up to those who treat girls like objects. Walk a girl home if she feels unsafe. Listen to them and be considerate of their feelings. Destroy that myth that women are inferior.
Girls, protect boys. Call people out when they make fun of a boy for showing emotion. Stand up to those who tell boys to ‘man up.’ Support boys who enjoy feminine things. Destroy the myth that men can’t be victims and that women can’t be predators.
Boys, protect boys. Protect your bros from violent relationships. Comfort your bros when they need somebody. Stand up for your bros who are ridiculed for not wanting/liking sex. Destroy the myth that two men can’t be close without it being “gay.”
Girls, protect girls. Defend sisters who enjoy having sex. Stand up to those who define sisters for what they wear. Don’t judge your sister’s worth from how many boyfriend’s she’s had. Destroy the myth that girls have to constantly compete with each other.
Protect everyone from the patriarchy.
Hallelujah.
Amen.
Fucking important. Idc.
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
I sea
in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!
Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?
what about pillow fight??
( 8:20 )
“i expected better from you” well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that
So I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday...
and I really wanted to capture my thinking process when I was still dopey from the anesthesia, so I asked my mom to give me a pen and paper the second I woke up
you know what i fucking drew????
i drew god damn pepes i drew fucking memes im a shitty ass meme lover the truth is out theres no going back i hate myself
“LIZARD Jet Fuel melt obam”
the first and last dad joke





