hey what the fuck??

In all my years of the internet..

This fucking show man I’m crying

the trans community has a problem with using the same names over and over again and we now have a shortage of basic trans names!

there are only:

WARNING

there will not be a restock. it’s time to start picking normal names

All potential Dylans, Elliots, and Zanders will be put on a waiting list

Skylar is out of stock

PRO TIP:

sleep sometimes

#eat something if you’re feeling wild

a masterpost

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

this clip gives off an extremely strong gay aura

kpop idol: *spends hours upon hours learning english, japanese, and mandarin to be able to promote internationally, learns many phrases from even more languages to be able to communicate with fans around the world, perfects seoul dialect and also has to full-on learn korean if they arent of korean nationality* international fan that can only speak english and also probably pronounces idols name wrong: lol engrish

beautiful 💕

Name one thing better than buff girls lifting up their girlfriends, go ahead, I’ll wait

YOU DONE GOT ME

My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, shaming or blackmail. My home will be gentle, it will be warm. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries. I may come from a broken and twisted place but I will build something whole and safe. I’ll sing in the shower again, cook with a smile and dance in all the rooms. I will heal.

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town: