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Don't Let My Mother See This

@blurgalurgalamb

My blog, bitches.

PATIENT QUOTES

Me: Do you do any drugs?

Patient: No I don’t.

Me: Your urine showed some cocaine.

Patient: My ex-girlfriend must have put some cocaine in my pancakes.

Me: The old cocaine in the pancakes trick.

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6/28/15 - Michael B. Jordan at the 2015 BET Awards in LA.

lawdddd 😍😍💘