the absence of something is also its presence
some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things
"why don't i have any friends" because you are mean
this can be fixed at least in part very easily though! just stop being mean. i believe in all of you 👍
Elf pussy is probably wack as fuck
you know absolutely nothing
Go eat a mystic leaf or sip some dew or something
even a crumb of elf pussy is enough to sustain one for a full week
hey um. your boyfriend gained genre awareness and in an attempt to defy his inevitable tragic demise he only sealed his fate. sorry
dramatic irony enjoyers when they know something the characters dont
5 ibuprofen 2 garlic
Try my recipe boy
Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god
while kissing eachother
“likes are worthless” likes are a tender kiss on the cheek
2 types of people in the notes
lol getting pulled into the office for an informal sit-down because we just finished our round of paltry and frankly offensive raises, and i've been calling them poverty wages/disrespect wages, because that's what they are. yes, miss manager, my vibe is a little rancid right now, but i have to spend all my break listening to my coworker who's going through a divorce cry in secret because she can't afford to live alone despite working a full 40 hours a week, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"you're riling everybody up and making a lot of negativity with your comments"
why? because i told the lady who's been there thirty-four years (to my six and a half), since the day the store opened, and who i can fully and freely admit works harder than i do, that i make $4 more than her? yeah she SHOULD be riled up
Talking about wages is a right we should exercise every day.
berserklrina
aofi-humananimalgirlfeet
i should have read the caption before just reading the image
it's funnier without it
smallrat36wagon
ugh this is so fucking sexy look at it there helpless
this would kill a victorian child
wagamaggot
no it wouldnt
victorian children microdose on being harmed by machinery in the factories so they basically built up an immunity to most machines
its not made by the british so the victorian children actually have no immunities for this slovakian vehicle
