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What made me just outright giggle at the absurdity of it all is reading about these bunkers in particular: https://www.businessinsider.com/photos-of-survival-condo-project-luxury-doomsday-shelter-2017-4 and seeing that their plan to keep the Unwashed Masses from intruding on them during the apocalypse is armed guards up on the ground patrolling the perimeter, which just illustrates the mindset of these people, they think they can buy anything, including the idea that people will voluntarily stick around and defend them once society collapses.

Okay

I went to that link and looked at the pictures and like….they don’t post the location of that bunker but.

I think I know where it is.

I’ve been north of Witchita Kansas, which is where they say it is, and I Recognize That Landscape, y’all.

Also, the Mr. Is a professional welder.

So like. Uh. Well.

Sure would be terrible if someone saw this and felt motivated to break a law or two

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This is the best one I’ve seen yet.

One of Cedric Laquieze’s stunning Flower Skeletons

[via Creep Machine]

They/them pronouns are now acceptable in academic writing!!!

me: (wakes up) brain: k̗̣̳̝͓͝ ͈̱̤̳͓͎̪͜i̕ ͚̹͍l̟̭̰̱ ̳̪̫͍̠l̖̖ ͇̹͇̩ͅy͏̬̣̯̠̤ ͉͜o͚͈̯̫ͅ u͘ ̫̞̲̣͞ͅr̭̜̗͈̫̠ ̫̗͎͙͚̜ş̝̱͎̝̳͙ͅ ̤͙̺̯e̱͈ ̷l̴ ͖̭͈f̠̺̩͙͓ me: alright edgelord chill the fuck out

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trees dont get enough love

they’re strong mighty beings who shield you from danger

they’re delicate ethereal beings enveloped in flower blossom, emitting the sense of love

their leaves crinkle under your footsteps, their leaves brush past you as you wander through the forest

trees arent scary, they’re wise and beautiful

whisper kind words to them as you walk past

they will protect you if you protect them

You are your Sun sign.

You come across as your Ascendant.

You try and make people see your Midheaven.

You try and hide your Imum Coeli. 

Same energy

this makes me want to cry. everything about this is difficult

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps

Kintsugi philosophy - to embrace and highlight the history, struggle, repair in gold for that is where the true beauty lies.

my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying to warm up the entire universe’ and i think that’s the best thing i have ever heard

I kind of needed this today. Thank you.

(Her holding him as she called the cops)

Ladies lift some weights

the fact she’s wearing a UFC shirt made me chuckle.

THAT was his face after 2 punches? fuck it UP girl

I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

holy shit?

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According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.  

I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™

endless list of favorite movies: the mummy (1999)

“death is only the beginning.”