does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me

i don’t even put it in my wallet, i just crumple everything and throw it in the bag before the anxiety bomb goes off

The only reason I’m staying in school is so I can provide for my future dog. 

I just wanna talk shit in peace ok

i really don’t know why y'all bitches keep testing me do you realize how psycho i can get

5SOSMEME » funniest member ↳ Calum Hood  

Gonna reblog this every time it pops up on my dashboard.

*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*

gender: ugly

i had a dream last night that frosty the snowman was angry at me for calling him frosty the snowman and he was like “listen you rusty screw how would you like it if i called you fleshy the skinwoman”

growing up ugly didn’t even help me build character I just have intense self image issues and crippling anxiety over the way I look 24/7

How sexy is your name?

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)  - Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY - Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY - Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY - Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

why are my family so obsessed with whether or not i have a bf like fucking hell janet who cares maybe i wanna conquer the world on my own and not have a pissbaby fuckboy dragging me down

“punk” songs for when you feel sad

My soulmate is my bed and always will be