me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

oh boy a ray ban sunglasses sale? can’t wait to click on this link!

my identity has been stolen

I want a boy who worships me like i worship him. I am his everything, just as he is mine. Please. Demand my affections, melt at my touch. I want to love you! Let me love you, please please please

I want a boy with fat nuts

what are you planning, nutsacktorturer

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Do you realise how much butters loves you!!??!

I could watch this all day.

he flipped

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

@scottbaiowulf

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

This is Money Freddie here to bless you with good fortune this November

Well… if anything is going to bless me it’d be Freddie Mercury

me after eating kirby

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

seth everman going WILD in the background

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

Hey…Can you hear me?

There are better places to take a nap than on the ground, you know.

You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?

if you think shrek 3 sucks think again

I think about this moment all the time

Bards really be like that

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand