r/decks is greats “you already know what’s up top”

oh hey man so is your living weapon single or

oh we thought you said "so is your living wage single" and was about to reblog no questions asked

one second I have to make a post

oh hey man so is your living wage single or

tbblobnoern tuesday

tbblobnoern tuesday

tbblobnoern tuesday

tbblobnoern thrusedy?

tbblobnoern thrusedy.

tbblobnoern saturday?

tbblobnoern sabturburbturbtay

tbblobernoern stuedeyay

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

it's completely normal to have conversations with yourself every day for your entire life. "who are you talking to?" duh, the girl that lives in my head. why, do you wanna talk to her too? I can put her on speaker if you want

sashimi rolling, they hating

This is honestly the content I am here for, every day. 

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

hey bro qick question .do i seem like a person to you

I wanna scream and shout and let it all out. Scream. And shout. And let it out

I wanna scream and shout and let it all out. Scream. And shout. And let it out

I wanna scream and shout and let it all out. Scream. And shout. And let it out

I wanna scream and shout and let it all out. Scream. And shout. And let it out

RAT

hamsters are honestly justa dollop of an animal

whatever. puts him on ur baked potato like sour cream.

Dollop of an animal appreciation post

noooo avid dont burn down shelby's house and create parallels with your sworn enemy noooooo

im insane im insane im insane im insane im insane

man, dogs are so hard to read. thinking about getting some talking buttons so i can figure out exactly what he wants

wait what the fuck