מי נתן לי גישה לאינטרנט?

Sometimes Reddit comments are great writing inspiration:

Hello world! I'm 17 minutes old❤️

Plants what now

okay so apparently we just discovered that plants emit clicking sounds too high pitched for us to hear, and are noisy when they're stressed but quiet when content

There needs to be more research done into this, and as of now we can't say why the sounds happen but. WHAT.

I knew they could hear noises but apparently they MAKE noises too

Cats knocking over houseplants just got a lot more vindictive

SHUT UPPPP

this is our most destructive weapon yet

oh my god you're so right

UK entering with a song called "I wrote a song"

Real artists, made-up song titles.

Karaoke Night presents: “Story of Sisyphus” by Tom Waits #GameChanger (@rossbryant)

I still can’t believe this was all improvised on the spot.

That was awesome!

hm. poll. bc a streamer i watch mentioned "getting dressed" to spend all day at home playing a video game

(NOTE: for the purposes of this poll "real clothes"=whatever u would wear outside normally, pajamas=whatever ur comfy sleep clothes are. could be actual fancii pajamas could be boxers and a big shirt i dont care. if you sleep naked idk man)

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

hey guys i’m going to the store does anyone want anything

This video is so much better than it looks like it'll be.

When you reconnect years later and the same thing keeps happening

did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop

I keep thinking about this post. Did you let me? As in did you not save me? and Did you let me? as in did you allow me the comfort of your embrace at the expense of your own pain, knowing tomorrow I would be back and fine but you’d still be feeling my blood against your skin?

Did you let me die in your arms?

cats gathering around a space heater まだまだヒーターはしまえません。