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Pain.

@bluefootedboobiemaster

Yes I am a Minecraft Stan acc at this point. No we do not talk about it.
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you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary

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the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary

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hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

rip all the parents who didn’t check the rating of barbie and took their slightly too young children to a pg-13 movie and now need to explain what a gynecologist is to their kids

David comes across to me like the kind of kid that definitely fell for the war on drugs propaganda and has therefore been firmly against any kind of recreational drug since he was a kid and even believes weed is a "gateway drug." This is, of course, until Max becomes a stoner and he has to work through his own fears and anxieties to both 1. Protect His Son, and 2. Make sure to not alienate Max because of his new hobby

Of course, eventually he learns that weed really isn't that bad, and while he doesn't want to encourage breaking the law... once it's legalized, he finally gives in and lets Max convince him to try getting high... He has a blast, he's super giggly and cries over how much he loves nature. His first trip he finds a "family of ladybugs" and ugly sobs over how much they must love each other

"Yeah," Max said without heat. "I hate you."
He wished that he could believe it.
(He wished that he'd told the truth, instead.)
David laughed softly under his breath. "Okay, Max," he replied in a tone that said exactly how much he believed that. He reached down to ruffle Max's hair and was shrugged off.
(Max didn't push the touch away as quickly as he usually did.)

This is a sketch that I commissioned from @1aim2kill3 @petrolling to go along with my ficlet! It was cheap and super quick — with amazing results, clearly. His commission info is here, and my fic is linked above.