Couple goals

[lawyer voice] does the date nov 5th 2020 mean anything to you

“I’m afraid we can’t be together anymore, Shaggy-kun~”

“Like, why, man?”

“You never… You just never swooce right in when I need you… I just feel like you’re frozen in there… And I’m out here…”

I lived bitch

why is this a screenshot

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

Hotel Transylvania

im sorry the what

this one

the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture

So the timeline is

- I am lesbo

- I'm stuff

- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion

- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

I'm sobbing oh my god

I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

There is

So much going on here

The fandom doesn’t take advantage of Bakugou and Midoriya being childhood friends other than the romantic trope. So I’m going to put down some real life examples of my interactions with some friends that I have known since 2nd grade that I can totally see happening between them.

Bakugou: You son of a bitch

Midoriya: how dare you my mother is a great person

Bakugou: you’re right and I’m sorry. Your mother is a lovely person.

Bakugou: you bitch

———

Midoriya: I never want to hear about my bad taste again. You legitimately liked the new movie when it came out

Bakugou: Fuck you I was three. I saw you snort pixie sticks yesterday

Midoriya: and? I saw god that day

Bakugou: Bitch you just had a sugar high. Shut the fuck up.

———

*Bakugou wearing five layers when it’s 50 degrees*

*Midoryia wearing shorts and a short sleeve t-shirt*

Midoriya: why are you wearing so many layers? It’s not even that cold.

Bakugou: Shut up. I’m cold and not losing a limb because of frostbite.

Midoriya: I don’t think that is poss-

Bakugou: when your arm falls off because it freezes if I’m going to pick it up and beat you to death with it

———

Midoriya: So how are we going to get in?

Bakugou: climb the fence, duh

Midoriya: good idea, do you need help up?

Bakugou half way over the fence: no, fuck off

Bakugou promptly loses his balance and lands on his ass and Midoriya loses it

Bakugou: Shut up you saw nothing you-

Todoroki: guys there literally a fence 10 feet this way

———

*Todoroki and Bakugou passing a volleyball and Midoriya sitting on the side because of a broken wrist*

Midoriya: hey guys pass it here

Todoroki: isn’t you wrist still messed up?

Bakugou: if he wants to hit the ball and be in pain than let him.

*Bakugou passes the ball to Midoriya*

*Midoriya sets it and immediately crumbles in pain*

Bakugou: you fucking idiot

Going on other social media sites makes me realize that most of it originates from tumblr.

I was stuck in the Duolingo owl's nest.

"surely im faking this," i think, directly experiencing all the symptoms nd not benefiting from it at all

"Surely I am faking this" I tell myself and absolutely no one else because I refuse to even let them know I'm struggling in any way shape or form

OH THIS FOR FUCKING REAL

Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:

More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))

Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?

Falcon and the Winter solider is like two divorce parents trying to get over the death of their child

local scottish pub is playing another one bites the dust

"i love the fruity four"

bro which one

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

hey quick question what does this mean

Watch out boys we got a city slicker