BlueDawn

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

overstimulated in the club tonight

understimulated in the home tonight

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

sorry!

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

all in a days work! *passes out*

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

Fire

dude my house

Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.

Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(

I think we all need this today.

*anything with a suspicious red splotch or streak on a white background *

tumblr:

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

Carnally

Stop being funnier than me

This would be great for a children’s hospital

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This. This is why i love this hellsite. Where else would you see bloodied walls and call it color theory.

this is making me delirious. I want to cry every time I read this

I have never wanted something more.

this is worth it for the last reblog alone

these are the same picture just on opposite sides of the spectrum

Literally such a funny concept