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things that are canon in the my little pony friendship is magic universe:

  • there's a venomous plant called "poison joke" but it doesn't actually make you ill. the only thing it does is alter your appearance in funny and stupid ways, like making you super clumsy, making you as small as an ant, or giving you a way deeper voice
  • all ponies are called ponies but sometimes they also use the word "horse" and it's kinda confusing
  • rainbow dash getting bullied as a kid was solely responsible for everything that happens in the plot. like the 6 main characters would never have gotten as far in life as they have or even met each other if it wasn't for baby rainbow dash wanting to show off to her shitty classmates. god bless
  • the most powerful ancient relics in the known universe, that the villains of the show are constantly trying to steal in order to become unstoppable and/or destroy the world, are the physical manifestations of friendship and you can literally only bring out their full potential if you're a group of 6 close friends lol
  • ^^^ this, however, is later revealed to just be a metaphor? their powers CAN still be manifested without them because "tHe FRIENDSHIP WAS INSIDE US ALL ALONG TM" despite that we've seen that they DO wield magical powers, even when just 1 pony is using them????? IT'S SO VAGUE
  • in the equestria girls spinoff where everyone is a human in high school (which is still 100% canon to the show btw), twilight from the pony universe eats a meat burger for lunch. this is never questioned
  • there are talking anthropomorphic cat people that live in a completely seperate region. they're never described as anything other than "cats" even though regular cats are kept as pets. also we like only ever see them in the movie
  • cows are intelligent talking creatures just like the ponies in this world, BUT THEY'RE STILL KEPT AS DOMESTICATED LIVESTOCK???? NOT YAKS OR BISONS THOUGH, ONLY COWS
  • BISONS ARE RACIALLY OPPRESSED
  • it's never explained how monarchy works here, but princesses usually have the highest authority. that being said, sometimes ponies just. BECOME princesses. out of honor or something. like a princess can make another female pony a princess and suddenly they have power and responsibility over their own region. it's just like that. also if the new princess is born a unicorn or pegasus, they'll physically transform into alicorns by either growing wings or a horn through magic
  • france (supposedly) exists somewhere. like just real actual france.
  • SOMETIMES when a character randomly bursts into song, that's what's actually happening in the story and it's seen as weird and inappropriate. other times it's a perfectly natural musical number
  • an annual holiday called "hearth's warming" is both foundation day and christmas at the same time
  • ponies can play guitar, contrabass and violin with their hooves somehow
  • in the future, pinkie pie gets married to literally weird al fucking yankovic's ponysona and they have a child

feel free to add more if you remember any, this show is bonkers and i love it

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

THIS IS SCARY. BUT SCARY GOOD. I WISHED MY CRUSH WOUKD ASK ME OUT, AND HE DID. BUT WE NOT DATING BUT HE STILL ASKED ME OUT SO LIKE….THIS WORKS!

GUYS. THIS SHIT

WORKS. I WISHED TO FIND MY 3DS AND 20 MINUTES LATER MY MOM CAME INTO MY ROOM WITH MY PURSE. GUESS WHAT WAS IN IT? MY 3DS.

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

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guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

MY FUCKIGN WISH CAME TRU LMAO FOREVER!!!REBLOGGING!!!

Crossing my fingers

C'mon basement tapes 🤞🏻

Here’s hoping that my wish comes true

Hoping this isn’t fake, because those Hamilton tickets aren’t being paid for anytime soon.

WHAT THE FRICK FRACK SNICK SNACK IS THIS VOODOO WHICK WHACK

Why tf not? Hope this isn’t fake

Here’s hoping all of your wishes come true. XD

The Department of Delicious Deception is salivating at the sight of these incredibly enticing but completely inedible desserts created by glass artist Shayna Leib. Leib herself has health issues that prevent herself from indulging in such decadent sweets, which is what lead her to painstakingly create exquisite hyperrealistic glass and porcelain sculptures of what she’s unable to eat.

“This body of work started as a therapeutic exercise in deconstruction and a re-training of the mind to look at dessert as form rather than food. It soon became a technical riddle, and I became a food taxidermist of french pastries.
To glass, I combined my love of porcelain, realizing where one material floundered, the other excelled. This body of work utilizes nearly every possible technique in both mediums; glassblowing, hot-sculpting, lampwork, fusing, casting, and grinding in glass and well as the ceramic techniques of hand-building, throwing, and using a good old fashioned pastry tube.”

Visit Shayna Leib’s website or follow her on Instagram or Facebook to feast your eyes on more of her mouthwatering glass pastries.

[via Colossal]

🎃HAPPY🎃 HALLOWEEN🎃! At a recent Halloween Party I went as a Werewolf, and I was handing (clawing??) out THESE pamphlets to convert more good folks to our hairy cause (Words can’t describe how proud I am of this dumb thing)

You made a great work of art.

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

You want some real legitimate advice about mental health? Stop being mean to yourself.

Like, when you wanna say mean shit about yourself either internally or externally, work to learn how to step back a moment and remind yourself that what you are doing is a form of self-harm and not a fair or legitimate judgement on you as a person, and furthermore is not productive to your survival or well-being.

Even if you fuck something up, you can resolve to do better in the future, you can tell yourself that you’re going to make this a learning experience, and even if you’ve made the same mistake 50 times already, telling yourself you’ll get it right someday if you just keep trying will always do you better than calling yourself an idiot and beating yourself up for not being able to get it right.

Take it from me, a lot of mental health shit is a product of your environment and personal history, and therefore you really don’t have the control over it that you need to get by without others’ help, but one thing you can have some control over is whether you’re going to be a friend to yourself or just another enemy, and if you want to survive, you’ve gotta strive to be in your own corner as best you can.

“I love my body” does NOT have to mean “I love how my body looks”. It can mean: -I will give my body what it needs -I appreciate how hard my body works -I will feed and hydrate my body -my body feels good

also “I will not punish myself for how my body looks”

I didn’t know how much I needed this post

I want to tumbl, but WE HAVE A BABY

Hey guys I’ve traveled 3000 miles and moved in with my partner and their family, and that was a HUGE change

Then I had to work 3 jobs to pay bills and turn a profit

THEN my partner’s sister, who lives across the hall from us, had a BABY on New Year’s Eve, and we were at the hospital all together until 1am most nights

SO

A LOT IS GOING ON

BUT I AM ALIVE AND I WANT TO ENTERTAIN YOU STILL

I’ve decided to learn how to queue posts!!!

Any tips would be appreciated, and if you wanna be extra EXTRA awesome, check out my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Zehlua

Thanks so much everybody,

Zehlua

anyone else read a paragraph of academic prose and then stare at it blankly with no idea what you just read because it’s so clogged with jargon

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this is an academia call out post and i’m here for it

Rez Natives deserve basic amenities
Rez Natives deserve basic amenities

Rez Natives deserve basic amenities

  • REZ NATIVES DESERVE BASIC AMENITIES
  1. REZ
  2. NATIVES
  3. DESERVE
  4. BASIC
  5. AMENITIES

and they honestly deserve it WITHOUT having to relocate themselves, their family, and their WHOLE community. 

Or neglecting part of their identity or culture

Or being judged for taking money or resources they are already owed.

from a friend in northern ontario. $43 for shitty mass produced muffins that cost $6 down south/in the city

here, have some wilted asparagus at the cheapest low quality grocery story

THIS is why i get so angry when non-natives say, “just go to the grocery store! you don’t need to hunt such and such animal bc of _______ bullshit reason!” Like NO. it’s not as simple as that. going to the store ? this is what you see ^^^^ please educate yourself. I am so very tired of the ignorance and assumptions that all people in america have the same basic amenities. Also stop ridiculing NDN people who hunt their traditional way on THEIR traditional hunting grounds. whatever the “problematic” animal may be. Those animals were put here by the creator FOR indigenous peoples, to live belong side us in harmony and good health, and to feed the people when the time comes. ALL ndn people of the “americas” are hunter/fathered people traditionally. respect our ways of life or GTFO.

👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾

I feel like this article is relevant here, especially with that last comment:

Be aware that price-gouging is enourmously prevalent in Alaskan Native villages too, so here comes this young adult who goes out and kills a whale the traditional way, all to feed his village!!! ONE SINGLE WHALE.

Which by the way isn’t even endangered.

And you know what the animal rights’ activists do?

They sent him death threats.

All over a fucking NON-ENDANGERED whale.

This man is a hero in his village, he fed everyone there for days. Below-working class Alsaskan Natives who otherwise would’ve had to travel hours to get to the nearest grocery store.

Entitled vegans always say “well why don’t you just go to the store and buy fresh produce?”

Because there aren’t stores where Rez Natives live.

And if you’re lucky, you’ll find shit like the images above, you wanna pay $30 CA for some fucking asparagus???

Unless you’ve seen the Rez life and how shit is, then you need to shut the fuck up and keep your entitled shit to yourself.

Reminds me of fucking Ellen Degeneres and the time she tried to start a campaign to “save the seals” because she didn’t like that Alaska Natives were relying on them for food and survival.  Because they’re cute and cuddly, or something.  Sorry, but I’m pretty sure prioritizing the life of an animal over the life of your fellow human beings makes you a sociopath.

Effing wow 😮

Dang

POW

the delay where you think it might be possible that the tree will survive and then…nope

Fantastic video! And it perfectly illustrates why you never rest under a tree during a lightning storm. Not for risk of electrocution, but because of the tree. When lightning struck the tree, all of the sap inside of it boiled spontaneously - that’s what caused the tree to explode. So you’re more likely to be injured by shrapnel, boiling hot sap, and/or have stuff fall on you than be electrocuted.