Cutest thing ever

Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?

Teacher:

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Bitch

I love you mom

mom saranghae

Can’t risk these things sorry!

damn it. Love you mom.

Almost 4 million notes, I love you mom

Would anybody even risk this?

Ain’t taking that risk

Goddamnit

Don’t threaten my mom!!!

Fuck this post. Seriously

fuck

Fuck it! I’m not risking it

love my mumma too much im sorry

I can’t stop reblogging this omf

I fucking hate these😒🙄🙄🙄

These piss me off but

Can’t lose another parent gotta do it

Soz y’all not risking it

I love my mom way too much to risk this

this always pops up y’all know i can’t risk it

sorry guys

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

Every week

at least three times a week

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

I hate this

he

person who has/works with kids: *talking about how much they hate kids*

me:

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

aww drew

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

My 9 to 5

Reblogging for good luck

thx thanos

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch