“Why do young people hate phone calls so much these days?”
I was just forced to schedule an appointment while sitting on the toilet, Suzan.

“Why do young people hate phone calls so much these days?”
I was just forced to schedule an appointment while sitting on the toilet, Suzan.
hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world
i think we're all going to be okay maybe
Confirmed creature post
Please reblog or tag with your country of residence! Thank you!
Hey, weird question, could you please give me a prompt in the form of a question?
Like a writing prompt, or a drawing prompt? I’ll try to make one that could be used either way.
“Are you sure that’s a dog?”
shampoo & conditioner… aka the “salt & pepper” of being in the shower. 1 reblog = 1 agree. cheers
hey my post got a good amount of notes but barely any help.
i need like ~$100 for transportation and food help for the upcoming week
thx
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I love Celtic Woman’s cover of Bean Phaidin because it sounds so cheerful but then you look up the lyrics and it’s literally “I hate Phaidin’s wife, I hope that bitch breaks both her legs” and that’s such a folk music vibe.
some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
Burnout: *is burning because final projects* :(
Me: *thinks about the Shamura in my dreamspace who would definitely be rooting for me and giving me a cozy blanket and books/a journal/etc* :)
PURA THIS IS SO CUTE WHAT THE FUCK
Useless headcanon: Lamb squishes Narinder's paw pads like stress balls whenever they're bored and/or tense
I like it, maybe they do it carefully so it’s like a hand massage for Nari. Mutual stress relief.
unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
By the way, the Cult of the Lamb comic book Kickstarter is in it's last 58 hours (as of making this post) So it's probably the last chance to get the exclusive stuff. Because they hit all the previous goals, all physical orders are getting extra stuff like more prints + tarot cards from the game. Plus there's all the add-ons they're offering you can add
They said if they reach the final stretch goal of $666,666 they're putting sex in the rewards lmao
9 hours left!
WE ARE SO CLOSE WE ARE SO CLOSE WOOOO
Had a dream I saw a sign outside of a church that said “God fears adoption” like wtf…?